Mad quotes

Body of Pwoof: Some bodies are pronounced dead. Others were mispronounced.

So we pinned in on him. [farts]

You are so close! [rips his diploma at the University of Walking]

Meme Wolf: It's the worst!

Still not done! [with wolf face in meme image] Don't dream it, meme it!

Wait, I don't think this will... [Pooh rips in half and flies, remaining his head intact] Oh, bother.

It's pronounced "Eeyore" but everybody gets it wrong.

[the new Pooh is introduced] That's what he was angry about?

I told you he needed pants. [button hits him on the head, segment ends]

Goes to him, I'll say. We'll be a team, but; no, he had to go for his Loki.

Loki?!

[scaring tiny people] Get out of here, tiny humans! This is a rabbit's world now!

Batman

[with cell phone] Alfred, everything in this museum comes to life! [no response] Alfred? [reveals to be Alfred E. Neuman as the butler]

Sally, didn't I say I don't want you watching that... [sees the viking] viking? Oh, forget it!

The L.A. Examiner says "I like Guy Pearce, but now even I want to punch him in the face." The Chicago Herald says "I laughed, I cried, Guy Pearce got punched in the face." The New York Times says "Oh, oh! Do Nicholas Cage next!" Guy Pearce Gets Punched in the Face: Coming soon.

Fine! I'd still say a sad ending would've been better. Oh, wait; here come those squishy credits! Looks like they'll be sad for the crew off-roll. [segment ends]

Look at him. That dumb dog. What do you think he's dreaming about? [dog dreams about tap dancing in gravestone]