Mad quotes

King Tuttowski: It's time to skate like an Egyptian!

I'm going to go back into the desert! (runs off, ends segment)

[during countdown] Uh, I'm looking for Parking Level 4. Did I get on the wrong elevator? [a lion attacks him]

Hey, I use a bow and arrow too!

Cool! [Evergreen punches her in the face]

Why do we bury all that food?

Did you know that French toast bread is called "challah"? [runs off]

[attacking Joss Whedon] Give Firefly only one season!

Wait, this movie's over? Hulk's hardly in it! [turns green and transforms into the Hulk] Hulk want more screen time! [crashes into the screen, statics and ends segment]

What a mess! [spins, cleans the room]

[injured by the Hulk] The Tasmanian Devil Duster. Get yours today.

[scaring Alfred E. Neuman and the fish] Hulk don't want tiny screen time!

Okay, that's enough time now.

Let's see, we got a DeLorean...

Yes!

But that's taken.

Oh.

There's a phone booth...

Alright!

But that's out, too. [Agent J groans] Looks like all I have is this!

A pocket Mr. T?

I made it to 1955!

Oh, sure. You get the DeLorean!

[the ice breaks for 27 years after Captain America threw him on purpose] Man, that was not cool! I mean, it was cold. It was just...you know what I mean.

Son, you just came out of a block of ice on top of a rocket ship. Nothing you say makes sense.

K, it's you! I mean, sounds like you; but if you look like a different... [Kay boards the rocket, becomes angry] you know what? I'm tired of this! I'm going back to a simpler time!

Superman

Coming! Almost there...one more minute...ah, forget it! You know, if I don't get it right; it's gonna bug me all day.