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Have a nice day!

Sheriff RobaBobaLobo: Giving crime the reboot this fall!

From the producers of 20/20 comes 20/80.

Good evening! Tonight on 20/80, we'll go undercover to...I can't read that. It's all blurry.

The hard-any show that puts the news in focus: soft focus.

The fact is thinking for some obnoxious honesty.

20/80: If you want the inside scoop in a slightly pair for a right eye...

Oh, no. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!

Then tune in to 20/80.

Okay, this isn't good.

For crying out loud, didn't you hear me? I've been stuck to the ceiling for; like, an hour! Heaven forbid up you look now and then!

[a T-Rex attacks him] Guys! I don't think this is the 1970s!

[the Cyclops swallows a woman] Wow, you know what? This was a really, bad idea. Uh, I'm gonna go.

[the chandelier crashes onto them] But we weren't even zombies!

Four score in seven years... [a pile of puke lands on him] Well, that speech was too long anyway.

Wow! Walking in the wind is more difficult than I thought it would be! [flies off]

Uh-oh! I better climb this ladder to escape! [climbs the ladder, wind flies away] Aaaaah!

Mimes: They think they know everything.

[the door comes to life with an eyeball and fangs] Nice try, Door Monster!

[groans] I have got to change my name.

Oompa Loompa & Golden are simply the best!

[the host's microphone sticks to his body] Well, what'd you expect? It's Cheaters Week!

Hi, welcome back to iCharlie! Now it's time for nunchuck-demonstration!

[surrounded by the Power Seesaw] But I'm tired!

Keep going!

Hobbit Trails, just like prison with a giant water bottle!

I, C, A, F, 14.

What are you, blind?

No, "I see an F-14"! (eye doctor sees an F-14, screams, F-14 crashes into it) So, no need for glasses; right?