Lupin III · Season 1
Open, sesame.
Please go away.
[pounding the door] Open up! Open up! ... Open, carrot.
Please go away.
Open, tomato. Open, green pepper! Open, potato! Open, burdock!
Please go away.
Radish! Cabbage! Celery! Sweet potato!
Mr. Robot, please tell me how to cast my chi. [The robot flees in the other direction] Mr. Robot! Please! [Goemon blocks its path] Please... I beg you! Please teach me!
I always knew she'd stab you in the back. You were betrayed by the woman and your pals and it left you ruined. You felt defeated, and your thoughts turned to suicide. [Lupin yawns] But then you heard a divine voice saying "Don't be hasty. [Lupin removes the handcuffs and plays with them] Is that right, Lupin? [Lupin yawns again, so hard that tears form in his eyes] Don't cry. Here you are. [He hands Lupin a handkerchief. He blows his nose] There's an old proverb about not shooting the bird who turns to you for help. Right? You know it? [He sees Lupin has placed the handkerchief over his hands and removes it, with his handcuffs back on his wrists]
[Zenigata has arrested Lupin for stealing a hamburger. Lupin lies on his prison bed while Zenigata drunkenly sits before his cell]
I've been chasing you for ten years. And all that time I've never had a day of rest. Turning my back on my home, leaving my country, forsaking women... all to chase you!
[turning away] You don't get to pin the lack of girlfriends on me.
B-b-By the way... [He falls onto his side] By the way... Why... Of all the shameful things you've done, Lupin... Why'd it have to be over a hamburger? This is beyond pathetic.
[He passes out. Lupin looks over at Zenigata with a smile]
You really are a big softy, Pops.
Robbing a local bank? [He sneezes] Talk about lowering your standards.
American cops aren't pushovers like the ones in Japan.
There's no point in having a car as an ornament you can't drive.
Everyone needs a break. Even master thieves.
The President seems better suited to riding a horse than a car.
Well, that saved us some trouble. They stole the car themselves.
Damn that Lupin! If I ever arrest him, I'll give him my cold!
[to himself, in the other room] That must be Pops!
[reading Lupin's letter] "Your beloved Lupin", my ass.
I came here to have breakfast... I mean, arrest you.
[after Fujiko steals the car] Oh, whatever.
"Ron"? "Zeni"? What are you, poker buddies?
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