Prince Adam, this woman is part of Lupin's gang!
PAPrince Adam
She isn't. Fujiko is my governess!
Your governess? Fujiko? [He bursts out laughing]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Zenigata bends the bars of the cage he's trapped in]
Wow, you really are a gorilla. Time to scram!
Pops, you didn't sleep last night, did you? You'd better take a nap!
[The tired Inspector watches Jigen drive Lupin away]
Wait, Lupin...
[His all-night vigil takes its toll and he falls asleep on the ground]
[Lupin appears at the door. He looks dishevelled and exhausted]
How do I look? Am I sexy?
[He collapses]
Oh, Lupin, what's happened to you? You look so thin!
The apple is actually a laxative to help with bulimia.
That figures. After all the trouble to get it, it turned out to be a laxative.
So, Pops, can you do me one last favor?
W-what? Why are you being so polite?
Well, you know, you're going to have us executed, so... I was wondering... Could you marry Fujiko and I first?
Lupin...
Please, I beg you, Pops.
[Zenigata thinks about it]
I'd like to ask that of you as well, Inspector Zenigata. [to Lupin] To tell you the truth, I've loved you all the time.
Fujiko... [to Zenigata] See? Please, Pops. I beg you.
Fine, I got it. I'll see what I can do.
BMBank manager
This is my secretary.
[disguised as a secretary] I was just bringing you drinks.
[with an upturned glass on his head] So I see.
They brushed me off with some tissues. What do they take us for at Interpol?
[He sniffs them]
Hey, these smell pretty nice. Guess that's normal for a posh bank...
CComputer
Physical characteristic: Bow-legged.
That's none of your business!
Settle down and have one last smoke.
[He genially hands Zenigata a cigarette. The Inspector sits down and takes the cigarette. Lupin lights it]
CComputer
Smoking is forbidden.
[It sprays water in Zenigata's face]
[cornered and out of bullets] Stupid Jigen!
[Jigen arrives in a helicopter]
If you don't like me, I can flee solo.
Please don't, Jigen-san.
[Goemon has fished out a skeleton from the Hudson river]
An unidentified corpse. And floating down the Hudson river. Poor fellow. I wish you a speedy journey. [As he starts to leave, the skeleton grabs his hakama] What are you doing? Stop haunting me or I'll slash you! [The skeleton winks flirtatiously. Goemon yells. He watches as the skeleton vanishes in a puff of smoke] A host? An illusion? [He looks at the bamboo flowerpot he had laid on the ground with trepidation]
LLilly
I do love older men.
O-O-Older men?
[Lupin catches one of the quintuplets in his arms]
[with hearts in his eyes] Hey, it's the cute babe from before! Seriously, what's your number? I've got to know! [She pushes Lupin away and slaps him]
[hearing Fujiko and Lupin plan to get married] Hmph. You should take a walk before you break his heart.
[seeing a Daruma doll seemingly moving on its own] What power!
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