You eat a lot. How many stomachs to you have?
Don't be silly. It's natural to get hungry after exercising.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Don't you think this jailbreak looks too easy?
[In the back seat, Zenigata looks nervous]
What? That just means that my plan was perfect.
Minister, you don't have to go about this in a roundabout way. If you leave it to me, I can arrest Lupin right now!
MMinister
Inspector Zenigata, if you really could arrest him so easily, Lupin would have been in prison long ago.
Huh? Well... Yes, but...
MMinister
Suppose you arrest him. If Lupin then escaped from jail, it would hurt my presidential campaign. Listen, you must not try to arrest Lupin without my permission.
Yes. I, I... I understand, sir!
Hey, Pops, you better scram! That dome's gonna blow!
That's our Lupin... I knew something like this would happen!
Well? Isn't it cosy, wrapped in my super Lupin-catching flypaper?
[sticking an exploding bag to Zenigata's face] You'd better not peel it off too hard or your skin will come off.
What Lupin needs is rest. He's completely exhausted, in both mind and body.
["Fujiko" drives Lupin to Madame Luisa's castle]
"Fujiko"': Madame Luisa, the billionaire widow, is holding a big party. There will be a lot of rich ladies there. Those vain creatures are like moving jewelry shops. You can collect their jewels with those fingers of yours. [Lupin is asleep and not listening] Lupin? Lupin? Lupin! [Lupin, wearing a woman's dress and bandages on his head, finally wakes up. The symbol of a hand with a curved index finger is reflected in his left eye.] Understand? Our share will be 70-30. [Lupin sees the castle and stares at it as though in a trance]
I caught Lupin and lived!
Welcome to the peep show!
Got a cold?
No, it just happens when Pops talks about me.
GGuard
Ah, Inspector, look out! It's dangerous to lean over so much! This is shark infested water!
[arrogant and insistent on searching for Lupin] You fool! If you're scared of a shark, you can't arrest Lupin! [The boat leans to the side, sending Zenigata falling over the railing and towards the water. Lupin throws a rope out with a wooden block attached to it, causing the Inspector to dangle just above the water. He sees the guard is right, and there are indeed sharks in the water] Hey! Get away! Stay back! [The sharks jump at Zenigata] I'm not tasty! Don't come! Help! Pull me up!
[pulling Zenigata up] Geez, what a troublesome old man you are!
You're too nice. It'd make the job easier if you left him as shark bait.
Hey, Pops, that's too violent for prime time!
[Zenigata sees Lupin ride away on a shark]
What?! He trained a shark?! That's a Nobel Prize-level trick!
[Out on the sea, Lupin still thinks he's riding a shark-shaped boat]
Huh? I can't control it. What happened to this machine? [The shark dives out of the water] Huh? Th... This is a real shark! [The shark dives in and out of the water] Whoa! He-help me! [It dives in and out again] Jigen!
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