Stop the noise! [He makes faces at the cat, like a parent would to a baby]
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You're a strange cat. How is this tasty? [He tries one of the "pencil shavings" and finds it to have a familiar taste. He inspects the shavings closer] This is dried tuna.
Go on! Go away. Shoo, shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Go on. You rascal. [The cat, in its unconditional love for Lupin, starts to walk away, but decides it will refuse to leave him and walks back towards him] I'm a dog. [The cat, who doesn't speak or understand human and finds Lupin entertaining, meows with delight and jumps onto his leg] Oh, good grief.
I don't care about the cat.
Alright, let's retreat.
VVivian
This is... Mr. Dorogata, that's my cat! Please, search harder!
The name's Zenigata.
Jigen, I'll take one for you.
Maybe it's better if I've had a shower first?
It doesn't make a difference anyway.
[He takes a picture of Jigen. A photo comes out. Lupin looks at it with surprise]
What? What's on it?
[He finds to his bewilderment that it's a photo three minutes into the future of him in the shower, completely nude]
[On a nudist beach, Zenigata, in boxers, cringes before a trio of women]
W1Woman 1
Come on and take your clothes off. It's the rules here.
W2Woman 2
A person is most beautiful when they're in the nude.
W3Woman 3
That's right. [She pulls on Zenigata's boxers] Here, put this on.
You went through this for my sake.
If I betrayed my comrades, I'd rather die.
[stroking Goemon's hair] You're a fool. A real fool!
[He hugs Goemon tightly and cries]
[previewing the next episode] "My only goal is to arrest Lupin." Bah! And now Old Man Zenigata is playing Chuushingura to arrest me! The next one is "Operation Chuushingura". See ya!
[Lupin and Jigen are munching away on biscuits at a kabuki play when they notice Goemon clutching his Zantetsuken and crying, enthralled by the play. Lupin, looking displeasedly at Goemon, is about to take another bite of his biscuit when Jigen yanks it away, and Lupin ends up biting his own teeth]
Ouch! What did you do that for? [He reaches for his biscuit again but Jigen slaps his hand away and points at the weeping Goemon. Lupin leaves the theater] Just like kids, coming to watch Chuushingura every year. Are the Japanese idiots?
How could they sack you, chief?
CAChief Asano
It doesn't matter, Zenigata. I alone doomed myself. As a law keeper, I shouldn't use violence.
[Zenigata silently bursts into tears]
CAChief Asano
But if I knew this would happen, I'd have trashed that minister.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have stopped you.
CAChief Asano
Doesn't matter. You must go on.
[On a boat, Kira complains to a blind drunk Lupin]
KKira
I'm very old, of course I'm degenerated. Why must I be treated as the bad guy?
Old man, don't cry. Here's another cup.
KKira
Ooishi Kuranosuke, I hate you.
Don't look so mean.
KKira
Right. The topic is the treasure.
Is there really a treasure?
KKira
Of course there is. I, Kira Kozuenosuke, used my degenerate ways to gather this treasure.
If we were meant to meet, I'll investigate it for you.
[The plane Lupin is flying is low on fuel]
We're out of gas.
There's a gas station over there.
This isn't a car!
KKira
My hands are cold because... I'm a ghost.
[After a second, Lupin bursts out laughing]
[pounding the table] "I'm a ghost"! That's a good one.
[His friends watch in astonishment as the man literally vanishes into thin air]
[drunk and talking in his sleep] Can't take more...
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