Lupin III Season 1 quotes

[drowsily answering the phone] The number you've dialed is no longer in service. Check your telephone directory or the information operator for the correct number and go to hell. [He hangs up, but the phone rings again and falls off the dresser. Lupin slithers out of bed and lies half out of it with his mouth near the reciever] You've reached Lupin's mouth. His brain is still asleep. Oh, then you prefer to speak to somebody else? Okay. JIGEN!! PHONE!! IT'S FOR YOU!!!

I don't get it. None of Gavott's people seem to be anywhere around the place.

Got a problem with that?

I mean, even if a thing like this worked, what would anyone use it for? You wouldn't happen to have a giant paperclip on you, would you? [He tests it] Not much of a super electro-magnet.

Huh. "Dr. Pot's Patented Automatic Nose Blower. To activate, just hold in front of face." [A tiny hand comes up out of the box] Hey, get a load of this. It's cute. [The hand picks up a tissue and pinches Jigen hard on the nose] Oww! Ahh! Gahh! Damn it! [He pulls the box to try and get the thing off]

And just 'cause Gavotte let the doctor go doesn't mean he isn't gonna rub you guys out. [to Jigen] And you, I'm gonna pluck that beard off your face myself before he kills ya!

[about the dismantled robot] Well, why don't we get to work on old Humpty Dumpty?

That doesn't sound good. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.

Don't worry. I've done this twice before.

You've assembled a robot?

Nah. A ship and a tank.

A ship and a tank?

That's really quite impressive.

Yeah, used to spend all my allowance on those hobby kits of model ships and tanks.

Huh?

You mean you've been talking about model airplanes and toys?

[after completing the robot] Sure. Keeps a young man's hands out of trouble.

[hearing that the concert will have a jeweled baton] You know, Lupin, I don't know if I've told you, but I've been a big classical music fan ever since I was a kid.

What? You've always been a ballads kind of guy.

[nervously twiddling his thumbs] I never told you about this, Fujicakes, but I very nearly took up the bassoon.

And I very nearly took up with a baboon.

Very funny.

[to Jigen, who is snoring in the seat next to him] Didn't you mention you were a fan of all this classical crap?

[to Goemon] But they could stay up all night for some kung-fu epic.

Looks like Pops is getting serious.

Better hope so, 'cause if that ain't serious, I don't know what serious is.

[after his hypnosis is over] Huh? Why the hell'd I pull this out?

What in the world did I just do?

Nothing, just tried to Cuisinart us to death, pally!

[about Kyoransky] Does he replace all those chandeliers every time he kills somebody?

[finding that Lupin had secretly removed her underwear] Stupid adolescent...

Anyway, take a look at this.

Okay, I don't understand.

It's a straining ladle for cooking.

I know that, but what are you gonna do? Challenge Kyoransky to a bake off?