Lupin III · Season 1
Lying on that alleviates your stomach thing?
I didn't get to where I am today by taking a lot of stuff for granted. Get what I mean? I ain't movin' until I unlock this!
What a big pain in the butt.
Hey! Speak up, I can't hear you!
Oh! Uh, never mind. Just some girl stuff, is all.
[The camera pans down to reveal that "Fujiko" has hairier legs than usual]
Pops. I... We tried. I'm sorry. Anyway, Lupin's alive. Look, if you wanna get those bastards, hop in. [Zenigata gets in, and glances for a moment at Fujiko, who is bound and gagged in the back seat] If you're a little surprised to see Fujiko here, we'll fill you in.
[over the tape] Never, Laura.
[over the tape] Oh, I love to hear you say my name. Say it again.
[From out of the corner of his eye, Lupin notices Cabane's men howling and whooping at him]
Shaddap!
[The men immediately stop and try to look professional]
I, Goemon Ishikawa, say to you: Ha ha!
[Lupin drives past a police car, laughing. The police officer notices him and turns to Zenigata, who is resting in the front passenger seat]
The guy in the convertible that just went by seemed kinda strange.
Let him go. I'm not in this one.
[He gives his colleague a little smile, then yawns]
'Kay.
You didn't... I mean, you wouldn't...?
Aw man, you too? Look, I friggin' saved the guy!
Yeah, good luck convincing Boronco's men of that.
[grumbling] D'ah, friggin... d'ahh! [He sees the blockade] Hey, they've already blocked the street off! Hang on, Jigen!
[Lupin swerves through the blockade, but one of Boronco's men fires a couple of canisters of knockout gas into the car]
I always thought I missed my true calling as a stunt driver in action movies, you know? [He sees Jigen coughing] Huh?
Well that oughta knock 'em out.
[Boronco arrives in on his skateboard]
How'd everything go, Officer?
Just like a dream.
[Boronco goes over to Lupin and Jigen, who are completely knocked out]
[playing a clapping game] Eighty eight days now in the spring, summer's upon us so everyone sing: Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can!
[They push the halves of the truck apart and dive out of it]
Huh. I never heard of a football coming with a timer. [He places the football to his ear] Hmm...
Jigen! They don't!
[panicked] Friggin' hell! That means that this thing... This thing here is a...
[The football explodes]
Damn! That's it! That little Boronco brat has picked the wrong playmate this time!
If you keep thinking of him as just as a kid, then he's gonna keep on playing with you until he wins!
Excuse me, Boronco, but this is the fake sapphire you ordered.
There's no way he could have...?
[thanks to Lupin and Fujiko's squabbling, the group ends up losing the Eye of Solomon]
I'm reconsidering my membership in this whole enterprise!
Can you reconsider mine, too?
Stop! You're under arrest, Lupin! You hear me? Just pull over now... Or not! I gotta admit, I really love the chase.
I sure wish he'd reconsider his role in this whole enterprise.
[Lupin throws his empty food box out of the car]
Hey, hey! Set an example, will ya? There's kids watching.
What are you saying? I put it in the trash.
[Lupin's trash is seen carelessly disposed on top of a garbage truck]
Tokumitsu here, reporting live from the scene of the crispy carnage that earlier today thrilled audiences around the world. And a spellbinding barbecue it was, too. Oh, but don't just take my word for it. We have a badly wounded survivor of the tragedy with us. Perhaps I can get him to talk to us. Pardon the interruption, but on a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, how much pain are you in? [The wounded man gives a dying groan] Well, thank you very much, and best of luck from all of us on your imminent death.
All this co-piloting's kinda exhausting. Think I'll take me a little nap. You can wake me up when we get to heaven. And if we end up in the other place, just let me sleep.
[about the diamond] Now I can't seem to decide if I should let Pops lick this thing or not.
Can we vote on it?
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