Lupin III Season 1 quotes

So, Lupin, do you see now that it's futile to try to escape from here?

Last chance, now. Would you care to accept our invitation and join our brotherhood?

You heard me, sister. No-one's gonna tell me how to live my life.

Why do I feel like I just had a real bad dream?

Hey, Jigen, I was living in your bad dream.

Anyway, we'll find out as soon as we break in there.

[sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Great plan. We break into the place. Don't know why I didn't think of that.

This from a man who just came from dining on curry fit only for the immortals. We're blessed. It'll be a piece of cake.

What the...? Where did my hand go?

[panicked] Your hand?!

[relieved] Had me worried there.

[angrily punching Jigen in the stomach] Jigen, don't you ever do that to me again!

Sorry, man.

Damn it! How did you know I wasn't the real Lupin?

'Cause the real Lupin would never say something all sappy and noble like "Kill me if you're my friend." He'd be squealing for his life like a little girl.

[imitating Mr. X] And our long story comes to a happy ending! [He cackles]

[drawing his gun, thinking Mr. X tricked him into killing Lupin] Bastard!

Kidding! Kidding! Just messin' with ya!

Speaking of accuracy, I noticed something about that gun that Beauty was waving around yesterday. It's got a venturi built on it, and that's used for cooling the barrel so that the heat won't affect your aim. It's state of the art. Your Walther P-38 was originally manufactured all the way back in the 1930s. All I'm saying is, Beauty's got a .44 Colt A. Python that was made only a few years ago, and that's the difference. You do the math, Lupin.

The sun, it's setting. [He coughs] Seems kind of early for it. But I guess it's... [He coughs again] ... Just my time. [He faints]

[thinking he died] No, it isn't, Lupin! It's not your time yet!

Listen to you guys! Bitch, bitch, bitch! Look at me! What the hell's going on? I'm fine, so what's with the funeral? Well?!

Was it, uh, supposed to work like that?

I'm not a chemist or anything, you know, but I think I might've added a little too much explosive. Probably shouldn't do that kind of thing when you're in a bad mood.

Some billionaire bites the big one, so what? Would he care if I died?

Hey, guys. Shouldn't we be out stealing something, or running for our lives, or, uh... I dunno, something? I feel like I'm in a rest home here.

Whoa! Get a load of this! It's Pops, and he's being chased by somebody. And there's a girl with him, and she's hot! What the hell is wrong with this picture?

Well, if you're right, it's the end of the friggin' world!

I'm prepared to beg if I have to! You gotta help Laura! She's caught in a jam! My pride doesn't matter to me, only Laura's safety!

By the way, Pops, how come you're going out of your way like this for her?

Well, it's because...

You're in love with her, aren't you?

[blushing furiously] D-d-don't be ridiculous! I'm a public servant!

[grinning mischievously at Zenigata] There she is!

[bashfully covering his face with his hat] Oh, come on, Lupin!