I arrested Father Kinley, so you don't have to worry about him coming after you anymore.
I don't care that he was trying to hurt me. I care that you were.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
People always forget... I didn't choose Adam. I was created for him. Turns out an arranged existence kind of takes the spark out of things. [sighs] We got along just fine, but I don't think he ever really loved me. Not the real me, you know.
It hurts, not being accepted for who you are.... I.. I would imagine.
Sorry I'm not up for more tonight.
Yeah. Where'd my fun Luce go?
I'm still fun. Just... caught me at a bad time is all.
I get it. Can't expect the Devil to suddenly make his life all about Eve. [both smile at the reference]
NNurse
[performing an ultrasound on Linda] Okay, do you see that little protrusion right there? You're having a boy.
A boy?
Better luck next time.
Do you see a second protrusion anywhere? Maybe even a third?
NNurse
Uh, typically, there's only one penis.
Nah. I was looking for the wings.
Hello there, I'm Lucifer. Lucifer Morning--
MModel
Yes.
Yes to what?
MModel
Anything.
[pleased] Still got it.
[About Lucifer] I miss him. I mean, he pisses me off all the time. And there are so many things about him that... that I find hard to accept, but I just have to believe I can find a way. Because... I'd rather have him in my life than not.
[Lucifer has taken down a fleeing suspect by throwing a tire at him.]
See? Didn't have to chase him at all. He got tired. [Chloe groans] Oh, come on, I thought that was one of my better puns.
Eve. What are you doing here? Did you hurt Lucifer?
Only when he asked me nicely.
For our next case, try not to bring a trigger-happy murderer to one of my parties. It kills the buzz.
After all that you've been through, Chloe, what you're worried about most is what's best for those that you care about. No wonder your dad is so proud of you.
Oh, that's sweet, but you know, my dad, he...
[Amenadiel gives her a knowing look and smiles.]
He... [realizes] Oh! Right. Thank you.
"Maze"? As in "Mazikeen of the Lilim"? Oh. Oh, wow. I am so grateful to you. I mean, this world is full of dumbass rules. You know, "No drugs for breakfast!" or 'Put on some clothes!". But you. For years, you've been the keeper of Lucifer's devilish flame. He just forgot to mention you were so damn hot.
[to Lucifer] I like her.
HHerb
[on Julian McCaffrey] That millennial pervert has turned our little slice of heaven into a devil's playground!
Well, I'll be the judge of that.
RRemiel
How can human women wear these torture devices? What are they called?
Jeans.
I'm not angry. I mean, I was. But then I had a lot of time to think. And I realize I used to be just like you, with Adam. I wanted Adam to love me so badly that I devoted myself to becoming something I wasn't. In order to please him. I wanted to be Adam's ideal woman. But then I realized something. I was never going to be Adam's ideal woman because, spoiler alert, I'm not Lilith. I'm me. Yeah, I spent so much time trying to be whatever Adam wanted me to be that I never once stopped to think what I wanted, who I'd been all along. Guess who helped me figure that out?
If it's not me, then this is a terrible story.
[Lucifer has revealed that someone at the nudist colony slipped a note into his clothes while he was there.]
[irate] Seriously? For all we know, someone could've put it in there at one of your latest sex parties.
Have you ever been to a sex party, Daniel? We don't pass notes to each other.
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