Trust me.
Those two words have preceded some of the worst experiences of my life, Lovejoy.
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What did he do?
Never mind. He's a double-breasted scumbag!
How's Charley?
He's a beast... tiger... skunk!
Just his aftershave.
LOLiam O'Grady
An old man really appreciates courtesy from the young, I tell you.
Especially when they're buying.
[Looking at a tableful of half-finished liquor bottles in the dead artist's studio] Well, I think he was a better drinker than a painter.
[Cheerily] Good morning, Tinker!
Oh, Lovejoy, it's disgustingly early!
[to Dill and Eric] I declare this 'think tank' open.
[Observing Eric peering in through the window of a ballet class] You can get arrested for that, you know!
[Turning around and seeing Tink going through pirouettes and other ballet moves] You can get arrested for that and all.
DDetective
[Frustratingly referring to the senile Lady Alfreston] As soon as I can get Lady Afreston to remember who you are - and who she is - I'll be back!
[Nearing a pub] Well, I can feel a glass of lunch coming on.
RRathbone
[Threatening Lovejoy] Mr. Litvak's saying is, "All men are cremated equal."
[to Beth] When they say, "Very rare," they mean "Very expensive."
[Rhetorically] Is it genuine? It's the only question I ask these days of antiques and women.
DBDS Bob Pulver
[Metaphorically] He who sups with the Devil can expect to get wind.
[Angry that her house has been burgled] Who do these people think they are?
They're burglars. That's who they think they are.
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