[Needing help to recover her stolen artworks] Will you help me or not?
Expenses, Charlotte. 10% of the insurance evaluation.
Do you ever do anything for free, Lovejoy?
That's a very natty idea, but I don't think it'll catch on.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Aside to camera as he walks toward Charlotte's house] Always believe that tonight will be the night. One night it will.
[Angrily, to Beth] Young lady, let me give you a lesson in life. When you see somebody hit their thumb with a hammer, do not offer any advice on how to hammer nails! Simply walk away without saying anything!
[Furious after Eric has caused his valuable gun to fall into the water] That bone-headed rocker that you call a partner has just knocked my Purdey in the drink!
[Correcting him] Associate.
What?
He's an associate, not a partner.
[Angrily] You should stop associating with imbeciles!
[Lifting a particularly heavy piece of furniture] Come into the land of hernia.
What are we doing? We're valuing posh junk!
Talking of rogues and reprobates, where's Tinker?
[to Lovejoy] Angela Chang would eat you for breakfast, and she wouldn't bother with chopsticks!
[Panicking when they find they're trapped] Well, it's gotta be Plan B then, hasn't it?
What's that?
You don't know either?
Now we're going to put Plan B into operation!
You remembered what it was?
Yes, run!
[to Charlotte] As far as I'm concerned, anybody who does business with a meat cleaver as an introduction can have a private sale whenever they want.
[to Charlie] Doo-doo is a small price to pay for keeping up with the doggy set.
I love your optimism.
I love your nose!
There is nothing more attractive than a beautiful woman blushing.
[Aside to camera] Do you remember those days when you're sixteen and full of tomorrow?
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