Charlie Gimbert quotes from Lovejoy

Charlie Gimbert

I need you, Lovejoy. Since my wife died, I need someone to hate.

Charlie Gimbert

[Angrily] Lovejoy, you scumbag! You owe me a spiral staircase!

Charlie Gimbert

[Rhetorically] Is it genuine? It's the only question I ask these days of antiques and women.

Charlie Gimbert

Talking of rogues and reprobates, where's Tinker?

Charlie Gimbert

I need a favor.

Lovejoy

We all do, Charlie.

Charlie Gimbert

[Hearing it was Lovejoy who conned his spiral staircase] Lovejoy!

Lovejoy! I'll demolish that cottage of his!

Charlie Gimbert

Steady on. He rents that from me - but I wouldn't mind if you demolished him.

Lovejoy

[Furious after Eric has caused his valuable gun to fall into the water] That bone-headed rocker that you call a partner has just knocked my Purdey in the drink!

Lovejoy

[Correcting him] Associate.

Charlie Gimbert

What?

Lovejoy

He's an associate, not a partner.

Charlie Gimbert

[Angrily] You should stop associating with imbeciles!