Lady Jane Felsham quotes from Lovejoy

Lady Jane Felsham

You'll never make the upper classes, Lovejoy; you're too much of a snob.

Lady Jane Felsham

[to Lovejoy] For someone as unprincipled as you, you do have remarkable principles!

Lady Jane Felsham

[to Lovejoy] You've always been broke, and you've always had a tarnished reputation.

Lady Jane Felsham

[Watching an amorous couple kissing in a pub] It'll end in tears.

Lady Jane Felsham

The old parts of the house pre-date the flood.

Lady Jane Felsham

Why does Lovejoy spend half his life in seedy rooms, doing seedy deals with seedy people?

Eric Catchpole

He's good at it.

Lady Jane Felsham

You see he's always promised it to this ghastly lady novelist, Harriet Barker.

Lovejoy

Oh, I read one of her novels in the nick. Torrid stuff, Jance. Eeech! There's so much sex she obviously wasn't getting any.

Lady Jane Felsham

Eric, I don't know whether to kiss or salute you.

Eric Catchpole

Well, I know which one I'd prefer.

[Toasting] Here's to it! Health!

Wealth!

Lady Jane Felsham

Happiness!

Lovejoy

Mud in your eye!

Lovejoy

[interrupting their foreplay after spotting something in the bedroom] Jane, Jane, Jane! You know that an old portfolio always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!

Lady Jane Felsham

[sarcastically] I'm glad something's in working order.

Lovejoy

How's Charley?

Lady Jane

He's a beast... tiger... skunk!

Lovejoy

Just his aftershave.