Lost · Season 3
Are you sure we should be listening to a high school science teacher?
Junior high, and yes. What's your problem with Leslie anyway?
Leslie?
Oh ho, you're jealous!
Of him? Ha, never.
Yeah, his spiders turn me on so much, I had to sleep with him to get the map.
[at Nikki and Paulo's funeral] Nikki and Paulo. I guess we didn't really know you very well. And it appears, you killed each other for diamonds.
All right, let's do it.
Do what?
I'm ready to do it. Make amends, change the vote. I don't want to be banished, okay?
Dude, you stink. What is that, fish? Did you try to gut one yourself? How did you not learn that by now? I mean, we've been here like, three months.
Could we just do this?
Do what?
Make nice.
Apologize for calling me all those names.
I'm really sorry I called you rotund.
Really?
You're worse than a girl!
[Sawyer has just realized that Hurley has tricked him into being nice by telling him the survivors were voting to banish him]
You son of a bitch. There wasn't ever going to be no vote.
Wasn't it nice, being nice?
You tricked me into being decent? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!
Wasn't a con, dude. If you're going to be our temporary leader you need to do some damage control.
Leader? What the hell are you smoking?
Jack's gone, Locke's gone, Kate and Sayid...you're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died. We all look to you. Then again, you tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude. You.
What if I don't want to be the leader?
Yeah, well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude.
[Kate has just dislocated Juliet's shoulder during a fight, and both are now hiding from the smoke monster]
Do you think it's gone? Are we safe?
Are you serious? You've never seen that?
What, you don't believe me? You can always pull my other shoulder out of its socket.
I wasn't trying-
Don't flatter yourself. This is the fourth time it's been dislocated... Give me your hand.
Why?
'Cause I want you to pop it back in.
No, I'm not gonna-
You're gonna. Right now, it feels like there's broken glass under my skin. And if it weren't for you, I would be on my way home right now.
Jack told me not to come back to protect me! Because he didn't want me to get hurt!
Is that what you think?
Yeah, that's what I think!
We have cameras on the cages, Kate. All of them. He saw you. You and Sawyer. The reason Jack told you not to come back wasn't because he didn't want you to get hurt. It was because you broke his heart. So. Grab my wrist. Push up. And twist!
[to Juliet] Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell's going on.
[to Kate] They left me behind too, they gassed me! I know that you don't care, but the people I spent the last three years of my life with, they just left me! I thought that maybe, maybe if I could make you think that we were in it together. Maybe I wouldn't get left behind again.
[to Juliet] Let me ask you something, Juliet. You took a woman, your own sister. Whose reproductive system was ravaged by chemotherapy, who was sterile. And you made her pregnant. You created life where life wasn't supposed to be. That's a gift, Juliet. You have a gift. And don't you think you're meant to do something significant with it? Where we're going, you can do just that.
I don't remember you from the dock. Where you put bags on our heads. After you shocked us.
I had the day off.
If you can cure cancer Ben, then why do you have it?
I don't know.
[Juliet suddenly smacks Ben's glass of water from his hand and advances on him]
I want to talk to her. I want to talk to Rachel, I want to talk to her, now!
It's not going to happen Juliet, but I can promise you that Rachel is fine.
You never cured her!
I did!
You're a liar!
No, Juliet—
[yelling] You lied to me!
I told you the truth!
[Juliet stands, holding back tears]
I gave you my word.
[beginning to cry and leaning on Ben] I know. I wanna go home. I wanna go home, Ben, please. Can't you please just let me go home?
[beat] No.
I'm curious, Sayid... How long was it before you told everyone on that beach exactly how many people you've tortured in your life? Do they know about Basra? And I'm sure the first thing you did when you got here, James, was to gather everyone in a circle and tell them about the man you shot in cold blood the night before you got on the plane. So why don't we just skip the part where you two pretend to be righteous? I'm taking that medication back to Claire and you're gonna let me. Because, if she doesn't get it, she's gonna die. And the last thing that either of you need right now is more blood on your hands.
You've just spent too much time running away to realize what you may be running toward.
[to Sun] Once upon a time, I told women that they were pregnant and their faces, it was the best news they ever got in their entire life. Then I came here. I've lost, nine, patients in the last three years. I'm helping you because I want to tell you that you and your husband got pregnant before you came here. I'm helping you because I wanna give good news again.
[Sawyer sees Hurley and Jin outside of a tent]
What the hell are y'all doing?
What the hell are you doing?
Goin' to take a leak.
...Yeah well, so were we.
...Well, alrighty then.
[Ben leads Locke to where Anthony Cooper, his father, is tied up. The Others looks on]
[Hands Locke a knife] I know it won't be easy. But the quicker the better.
[After Ben ungags him] You're kidding me, right? You expect him to kill me?
John, the hesitation you're feeling is just the part of you that still feels that he has a perfectly good explanation for stealing your kidney. Throwing you out of an eight-story window. Don't you wanna be free from him?
The hesitation he's feeling is because he is a spineless--
[Growing anxious] Shut up! I, I've gotta think...
Don't think, John.
You're wasting your time, bug-eye. Me and him have been through all of this. All he wants is his daddy.
Shut up! I SAID SHUT UP!
Let go of him, John.
Why are you doing this to me?
You're doing this to yourself. As long as he's still breathing, you will still be that same sad, pathetic little man who was kicked off of his walkabout tour because you couldn't walk!
[Flaring with anger, Locke presses his knife to Cooper's throat. Just as he is about to kill him, he turns away, humiliated]
[Mocking] I'll be here the rest of the week, John, if you change your mind.
[Ben spins and hits Cooper across the face with his cane, knocking him out. He then takes Locke's knife away and addresses The Others]
I'm sorry. He's not who we thought he was.
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