[Sawyer has just realized that Hurley has tricked him into being nice by telling him the survivors were voting to banish him]
You son of a bitch. There wasn't ever going to be no vote.
Wasn't it nice, being nice?
You tricked me into being decent? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!
Wasn't a con, dude. If you're going to be our temporary leader you need to do some damage control.
Leader? What the hell are you smoking?
Jack's gone, Locke's gone, Kate and Sayid...you're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died. We all look to you. Then again, you tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude. You.
What if I don't want to be the leader?
Yeah, well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude.
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