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Arzt: Did you hear about the guy who invented nitroglycerin? Probably not because he blew his freakin' face off! Nitroglycerin is the most unstable substance known to man. It is extremely temperamental so you have to be..
[Arzt unexpectedly explodes]
Hurley: Dude...

Arzt: You know what? I'm going back.
Jack: Hey. I thought you wanted to help.
Arzt: Yeah, I wanted to help, but that was before Montand lost his frickin' arm.

Boone: [about Shannon's asthma] She's been embarrassed about it since she was a kid. I guess breathing isn't cool.

Boone: [between raspy breaths] I know you made a promise. I'm letting you off the hook. Let me go, Jack.
Jack: I'm sorry.
Boone: Don't be.

Boone: Red shirt. You ever watch Star Trek?
Locke: No, not really.
Boone: The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts and they always got killed.
Locke: Yeah?
Boone: Yeah.
Locke: Sounds like a piss poor captain.

Boone: Someone else was stranded here?
Charlie: Guys... where are we?

Boone: Tell Shannon... Tell Shannon... Tell... [dies]

Carmen (Hurley's mother): Where are you taking me? You know very well I don't like suprises.
Hurley: Oh, you're going to like this one, Ma. I mean, after everything you've been through...like Grandpa...
Carmen: [Crosses self, says prayer in Spanish]
Hurley: Then at the funeral, Father Aguilar getting struck by lightning. Man, that was a freak storm. And Diego moving back home after Lisa left him for that...waitress.
Carmen: Don't mention that whore to me!

Charlie: [imitating Claire's diary] "Dear Diary, still on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire."

Charlie: [to Sawyer] You hit like a ponce.

Charlie: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession.
Priest: Go ahead, my son.
Charlie: Last night, I had... relations with a girl I didn't even know.
Priest: I see. Anything else?
Charlie: Yeah. Right after that I had... relations with another girl. Then straight after that, I watched... while they had... relations with... each other.

Charlie: Hey guys, is this normal? Day turning into night sort of end-of-the-world type weather? Is this... Guys?

Charlie: Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
Hurley: Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.

Charlie: I had this dream once. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird.

Charlie: Okay, check this out...this is track two, it's called -- [Claire tries to stop him from moving] sorry, it's called 'Monster Eats the Pilot.'