Lost Season 1 quotes

Hurley

Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!

Jack

Hurley, you built... a golf course?

Hurley

Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!

Michael

[incredulous] All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... this is what you've been wasting your time on?"

Hurley

Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!

Michael

Polar bears?

Charlie

You didn't hear about the polar bear?

Sayid

I'm a survivor of a plane crash. I found the wire on the beach. I followed it. I thought it might have something to do with. . . a transmission we picked up on a receiver. . . a recording -- a mayday with a French woman repeating on a loop for sixteen years.

Rousseau

Sixteen years. Has it really been that long?

Sawyer

A doctor playing golf. Whoo, boy howdy! Now I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?

Sayid

You'll find me in the next life, if not in this one.

Rousseau

What?

Sayid

The writing on the back of Nadia's photograph.

Jack

This is bad.

Michael

Yeah. I mean, I know what I would do, but... this has gotta be your call.

Jack

All right... give me the 7 iron.

[to Sayid] Am I so different from the little girl in the school yard who used to push you in the mud?

Sayid Jarrah

This isn't a game, Nadia.

Yet, you keep playing it, Sayid -- pretending to be something I know you're not.

Hurley

So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing... who the hell are Scott and Steve?

Hurley

We just had a little incident in the valley last night.

Shannon

An incident?

Hurley

Yeah. Claire, the pregnant girl, you know her. She, uh, kinda got attacked.

Shannon

What?

Boone

She's okay?

Hurley

Yeah. She's a little shook up.

Shannon

I am so not moving to the rape caves!

Charlie

I had this dream once. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird.

Charlie

[imitating Claire's diary] "Dear Diary, still on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire."

Hurley

We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't -- Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane.

Jack Shephard

That must have been a hell of a nightmare.

Claire Littleton

Who said it was a nightmare?

Jack Shephard

I'd say when someone makes their fists so tight they dig their fingernails a quarter of an inch into their palm they probably weren't dreaming about riding ponies.

So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right? And I'm realizing who the hell are Scott and Steve?

Jack Shephard

I'm not following you.

Look, if I was a cop and some woman got attacked, we'd canvas, right? Knock on doors, find witnesses. But we don't even have doors.

Jack Shephard

Hurley, you're not helping me understand where you're...

Look, we don't know who's living here and who's still at the beach. I mean, we don't even know each other. My name isn't Hurley, it's Hugo Reyes. Hurley's just a nickname I have, alright? Why? I'm not telling. The point is, we've got to find out who everyone is.

Jack Shephard

You want to start a census.

Yeah, a registry, you know, names, what people look like, who's related to who. I mean, we start laying down the law, maybe we'll stop attacking each other. It seems like someone's getting punched, or stabbed, or something every other day here. We've got to find out who did this to her.

Walt

[After winning backgammon] You owe me twenty thousand dollars!

Hurley

Don't worry, you'll get it.