Lost Season 1 quotes

Sawyer

Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.

Sayid

What do you want?

Sawyer

Dr. Do-Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.

Sayid

You want a shot, take it. But know that I left this camp out of shame for what I did to you. It was never my intention to return.

Sawyer

Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness. If it wasn't your intention to return, then why did you?

Sawyer

So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?

Walt

I'm ten.

Sawyer

Okay, then it must be true.

Locke

[to Jack] You be the doctor, let me be the hunter.

Boone

Red shirt. You ever watch Star Trek?

Locke

No, not really.

Boone

The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts and they always got killed.

Locke

Yeah?

Boone

Yeah.

Locke

Sounds like a piss poor captain.

Ethan Rom

[to a subdued Jack] If you do not stop following me, I will kill one of them. Do you understand?

Ethan Rom

No more warnings!

Sayid

This was a mistake.

Shannon

Yeah. Haven't you heard? I'm completely useless.

Sawyer

[handing over suitcase] Hope you got yourselves some jaws of life back in cave town. That's what it's gonna take to pop this bitch.

Sawyer

I was protecting you!

Kate

From what? Southern perverts?

Michael

You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A.

Sawyer

You better find yourself a runway, Daddy. 'Cause there ain't a lock I can't pick.

Sawyer

[mocking Kate, in a caveman grunt] Me Kate. Me throw rock.

Jack Shephard

[to Sawyer] If I keep giving you the pills you're going to be as right as rain. But I'm going to stop giving you the pills. And for 2 days you're going to think you're all good, then it's going to start to itch. The day after that the fever's going to come and you're going to start seeing red lines running up and down your arm. A day or two after that you'll beg me to take the case, just to cut off your arm.

Rose Henderson Nadler

It's a fine line between denial and faith. It's much better on my side.

Jack

How're you doing?

Charlie

How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?

Jack

I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal.

Locke

Hi.

Sayid

I didn't hear you.

Locke

Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for.

Hurley

[to Jin] Are you sure you don't speak English? There's a rumor that you do... Your wife's hot!