Hurley Reyes quotes from Lost

Hurley

So when'd you become so paranoid?

Sayid

If you'd spent the last two years doing the things I was doing, you'd be paranoid, too.

Hurley

Oh, yeah? Paranoid like what? What kind of things?

Sayid

I was working for Benjamin Linus.

Hurley

Wait. He's on our side now?

Sayid

Listen to me, Hurley. If you ever have the misfortune of running into him, whatever he tells you, just do the opposite.

Hurley

Wanna fry?

Sayid

No, thank you.

Hurley

You know maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.

Hurley

So that dude you pocked outside Santa Rosa, who was he?

Sayid

I don't care. He was armed and he was watching you. That made him an enemy.

Hurley

You think he was going to kill me?

Sayid

I'm not taking risks after Bentham died.

Hurley

You mean Locke?

Sayid

Yeah, I mean Locke.

Hurley

I need a cool code name.

Hurley

Dude they'll find out.

Jack

Not if we stick to the story.

Sayid

I don't know, Jack. It could be a risk.

Jack

It's the only way. We have to do this.

Lapidus

You're still at it, huh?

Jack

Look, we're running out of time. We've got to make a decision now. So are we all okay with this?

Sayid

This is a decision that will affect the rest of our lives. I'm not taking it lightly.

Jack

Kate?

Kate

Yeah.

Jack

Sun?

Jack

Frank?

Lapidus

What?

Jack

Sorry you got dragged into this, but we need to know that you're with us.

Lapidus

Whatever you guys decide, I'll just roll with.

Jack

Hurley, what about you?

Hurley

I don't think we should lie dude.

Jack

We need to protect the people that we left behind, Hurley.

Hurley

How does lying protect them?

Jack

It protects them from Charles Widmore. The guy hired a boatload of people to kill all of us. He faked the plane crash, and you think telling him the truth he's just gonna.. he's gonna leave them alone?

Hurley

[To Penny] Look he's your dad right? Can't you just like.. call him off?

There's no calling my father off.

Hurley

But, he'll never find 'em. I mean the Island disappeared, we all saw it, it's gone... BLUP!

Jack

You thing anyone's gonna believe that? Believe any of it? They're gonna think you're crazy.

Hurley

Unless someone backs me up.

Hurley

Sayid, come on. They'll think I'm nuts if I tell the truth but what if we all do? I mean if we can stick together, we can make 'em believe us. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life lying, do you?!

Sayid

No, but I don't believe we have a better choice... I'm sorry Hurley but we have to lie.

Hurley

You know what dude? I'm gonna remember this. And some day you're gonna need my help and I'm telling you right now... You're not getting it.

Hurley

Okay, okay, okay. Just stay calm.

What the hell where you thinking?

Hurley

... Ana Lucia?

Ana Lucia

You were driving like a maniac. And why'd you pull over?

Hurley

I just... I thought...

Ana Lucia

You didn't think. What if I were real? What if a real cop stopped you? They already have pictures of you covered in blood with a gun in your hand.

Hurley

Actually, it's ketchup. We, uh, went to a drive-through and uh...

Ana Lucia

Bro, you need to pull it together. You've got a lot of work to do.

Hurley

I do?

Ana Lucia

Let's start with the basics. First off, you need new clothes. Then, you need to go to a safe place and take Sayid to somebody you trust. You getting all this?

Hurley

Yeah.

Ana Lucia

Then get to it. And stay away from the cops. Do not get arrested.

Hurley

Thanks, Ana Lucia.

Ana Lucia

Oh, yeah... Libby says hi.

Ben

Hello, Hugo.

Hurley

Ahh! [Throws Hot Pocket at him, misses and it hits wall] Get away from me. Get away!

Ben

Hugo, I know you're in trouble. And I can assure you, I've taken care of everything. I have a car waiting for us out back. The police didn't see me come in. I can get you out of here.

Hurley

No way, dude. Sayid warned me about you.

Ben

I'm taking you to Sayid. He's with Jack. That's why I'm here, Hugo. Jack called me. How else would I know that they're together?

Hurley

No. You're playing one of your mind games. They'd never trust you.

Ben

In their defense, I'm not an easy person to trust. But they came around when they realized that we all want the same thing.

Hurley

And what's that?

Ben

To go back to the island. Come with us, Hugo. And this'll be over. You can stop hiding. You can stop worrying about the stories and the deceptions. If you come with me, you won't ever have to lie again. Please... Let me help you.

Hurley

Never, dude.

Hurley

[To Sawyer] You're alive! DUDE! I can't believe it!

Sawyer

Ha, ha. Easy on the ribs there Kong.

Hurley

Kong...I actually missed that.

Sawyer

I missed you too Hugo.

Jack

Sawyer.

Sawyer

Doc.

Sawyer

Hi. Good to see you, Kate.

Kate

You too, James.

Sawyer

I can't believe it! You're really here. Son of a bitch actually did it. [John] Locke said he was gonna bring you back, but...[looks around] where is he?

Jack

[Bluntly] John's dead.

Sawyer

Dead? How?

Jack

Doesn't matter, he's gone.

Hurley

So what's up with you guys in the old Dharma jump suits?

Sawyer

You didn't tell them?

Jin

No. I was waiting for you.

Kate

Tell us what?

Sawyer

We're in the Dharma Initiative.

Jack

They came back to the Island?

Sawyer

No, we came back. And so did you. [Pause] It's Nineteen Seventy-seven...

Sawyer

Alright listen. Y'all gonna be the second batch of recruits coming in off the sub. It should be pulling into port right about now so we ain't got much time. [Looks at Jack] Nice suit, doc. Not exactly Island wear, try this.

Jack

You want us to say we came in on the sub? How's that going to work?

Sawyer

Everyone gets knocked out before the trip, so no one meets each other until we process ‘em.

Jack

Look. We need to find the rest of people from the plane.

Sawyer

If there was a plane then Jin will find it. So we've got about ten minutes to make intake or you'll be camping in the jungle for a long time. There isn't another batch of recruits due in for six months.

Jack

Whaddya think?

Kate

I think we should listen to Sawyer.

Hurley

I vote for not camping too.

Sawyer

Trust me doc. You'll do what I say then everything will be fine.

Sawyer

Ok then. Let's move.

Hurley

Ok. So, it's Nineteen Seventy-seven?

Sawyer

Yup.

Hurley

And you guys are all members of the Dharma Initiative?

Sawyer

Yup.

Hurley

Well, you do realise those dudes get wiped out right? I mean I saw the pit where all the bodies got dumped.

Sawyer

What about it?

Hurley

Well; aren't you gonna warn ‘em? Aren't you gonna stop it from happening?

Sawyer

I ain't here to play Nostradamus to these people. Besides, Faraday's got some interesting theories about what we can and can't do here.

Jack

Did you say Faraday? He's still here?

Sawyer

Not any more!

Miles

Dr. Chang? What are you doing here?

Dr. Chang

I could ask you the same question. [Pause] Please I must know is what your friend Faraday said true? Are you from the future?

Hurley

Dude that's ridiculous.

Dr. Chang

Oh really. What year were you born?

Hurley

Erm....1931.

Dr. Chang

[Eyeing Hurley] You're 46?

Hurley

Yeah.....Yes I am.

Dr. Chang

That means you must have fought in the Korean War?

Hurley

[nervous] There's no such thing...

Dr. Chang

Who is the US President?

Hurley

Ok, we're from the future.

Hurley

Sorry dudes.

Hurley

Sorry, I didn't see it was taken, dude.

Jacob

Actually, I'm only going a few blocks, if you want to share...?

Hurley

Cool. You sure?

Jacob

Come on in.

Hurley

You want some? It's cherry.

Jacob

No, thanks.

Hurley

So what were you in for?

Jacob

Excuse me?

Hurley

Jail? I was there because I shot three guys... well, I didn't really. I guess they figured it out. What about you?

Jacob

I wasn't in jail.

Hurley

Then what were you doing sitting outside the prison in a cab?

Jacob

I was waiting for you, Hugo.

Hurley

Oh?! [Pause] Then you must be dead.

Jacob

I'm definitely not dead.

Hurley

Then what do you want from me?

Jacob

I want to know why you won't go back to the island.

Hurley

Because I am cursed.

Jacob

Is that so?

Hurley

Uh-huh. That's why the plane crashed, my friends died: Libby, Charlie. And now they visit me and I can't make it stop.

Jacob

What if you weren't cursed? What if you were blessed?

Hurley

How do you mean 'blessed'?

Jacob

Well you get to talk to the people you've lost, seems like a pretty wonderful thing to me.

Hurley

Sure it's wonderful apart from the part where I'm crazy.

Jacob

I got some news for you, Hugo, and you're just going to have to take my word on this. You are not crazy.

Hurley

Who are you, dude?

I'm just up here on the left.

Jacob

Ajira Airways Flight 316 out of LAX leaves in 24 hours. All you have to do is be on that plane. It's your choice, Hugo. You don't have to do anything you don't want to.

Hurley

Wait! You forgot your guitar!

Jacob

It's not my guitar.

Hurley

Dude, whoever you are you better come out now. I've got a gun and I know how to use it...

Jacob

Hey Hugo. You got a minute?

Hurley

Where you going dude? Whats going on? Why are you here? I mean you show up in LA, in the back of a cab and tell me to get on that plane that just so happens to get me back to the island. How did you know that would happen?

Hurley

Dude you better start taling 'cause my friend Jin is going to be back any minute and He'll...

Hurley

[Pause] Why not?

Hurley

Sorry dude. That sucks.

Hurley

You want me to do something crazy again don't you?

Jacob

No. All I want you to do is save Sayid Hugo.

Hurley

Well thats why I sent Jin to get Jack, so Jack can...

Jacob

Jack cannot save him. You have to take Sayid to the temple, the rest of them should be safe there too.

Hurley

The temple? Am I supposed to know where that is?

Jacob

Jin knows. Ask him to take you to the hole in the wall where he was with the French team. Through that opening you can gain access to the temple.

Jacob

Oh and Hugo, do you still have that Guitar Case I gave you?

Hurley

Yeah...

Jacob

Bring it!

Hurley

Who are you man?

Jacob

I'm Jacob.

Miles

So nothing? there wasn't anything? No white light? Angels singing? No dead relatives?

Sayid

I remember being shot

Hurley

You're not a zombie, right?

Sayid

No. I'm not a zombie.

Jack

I'm not going anywhere, Hurley.

Hurley

Yeah, I told him you'd say that. That's why he told me to tell you...You have what it takes, Jack.

Jack

[Jack stands, shocked] What did you say?

Hurley

I said "you have what it takes." He said you'd know what it means.

Jack

And Jacob he's at this Lighthouse?

Hurley

Yeah, I think?

Jack

Ok. Well, let's go see Jacob.

Jack

[To Richard] Where did you come from?

Richard

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Temples this way.

Hurley

So dude whats the deal? Are you time traveling? 'Cause you look exactly the same as you did 30 years ago.

Richard

I'm not time traveling. This was a gift from Jacob. Only...It's not a gift at all. Its a curse.

Hurley

So what you're like a Terminator?

Richard

No.