Hurley Reyes quotes from Lost

Charlie

How did you know? How did you know she was drowning?

Hurley

I'll tell you how he knew. That guy...sees the future, dude.

Hurley

Dude, that beer's been sitting there since before Rocky 3. Maybe even 2. It's probably poisoned by now.

Sawyer

[Indicates Roger's corpse] Skeletor seems to like it.

Sawyer

What's your problem, Jumbotron?

Hurley

Shut up... Red... Neck... Man!

Sawyer

[amused] Touché.

Sawyer

All right, let's do it.

Hurley

Do what?

Sawyer

I'm ready to do it. Make amends, change the vote. I don't want to be banished, okay?

Hurley

Dude, you stink. What is that, fish? Did you try to gut one yourself? How did you not learn that by now? I mean, we've been here like, three months.

Sawyer

Could we just do this?

Hurley

Do what?

Sawyer

Make nice.

Hurley

Apologize for calling me all those names.

Sawyer

I'm really sorry I called you rotund.

Hurley

Really?

Sawyer

You're worse than a girl!

Sawyer

You son of a bitch. There wasn't ever going to be no vote.

Hurley

Wasn't it nice, being nice?

Sawyer

You tricked me into being decent? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!

Hurley

Wasn't a con, dude. If you're going to be our temporary leader you need to do some damage control.

Sawyer

Leader? What the hell are you smoking?

Hurley

Jack's gone, Locke's gone, Kate and Sayid...you're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died. We all look to you. Then again, you tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude. You.

Sawyer

What if I don't want to be the leader?

Hurley

Yeah, well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude.

Sawyer

What the hell are y'all doing?

Hurley

What the hell are you doing?

Sawyer

Goin' to take a leak.

Hurley

...Yeah well, so were we.

Sawyer

...Well, alrighty then.

Charlie

Anyone want to venture a guess as to what Jack is going to be showing us out in the middle of nowhere?

Hurley

I don't know... stuff--probably secret stuff.

Charlie

Why does everything have to be such a secret? How about some openness for a change?

Hurley

We kept the parachute lady secret.

Charlie

Ah, that's different.

Claire

Different, how?

Charlie

Well, because we weren't out there playing football with them.

Mr Reyes. Hello. My name is Matthew Abaddon. I'm an attorney for Oceanic Airlines. Can we talk for a few minutes?

Hurley

Ok.

I'm here, Mr Reyes, because we heard about your recent (pauses) episode. Your arrest. Your incarceration here. Frankly we feel terrible about it. So, on behalf of Oceanic, I'd like to extend you an invitation for a little upgrade.

Hurley

What kind of upgrade?

To a facility where the paint isn't peeling off the walls. Where you'd have your own bathroom. You could see the ocean from there...

Hurley

I don't wanna see the ocean.

No problem.

Hurley

Actually thanks, I'm, I'm fine right here.

Are you fine Mr Reyes?

Hurley

What do you mean?

You're in a mental institution.

Hurley

Who'd you say you were again? I'd like to see a business card.

(Abaddon reaches into his pocket, and presents nothing)I must have left them at home.

Hurley

Then we're done, dude. (Hurley gets up)

Are they still alive?

Hurley

(Pauses) What?

You heard me.

Hurley

Nurse. Nurse! Get out of here! You better get out of here! Help me. Help me, he's after me. No no no. That guy's after me. Help me. (Hurley looks over at Abbadon and he leaves)

Locke

You won't shoot me, Jack. Anymore than I was gonna-[Is cut off when Jack pulls the trigger. But nothing happens.]

Locke

[Amazed] It's not loaded...

Jack

Let go of me![To Sayid] Do you know what he did?!

Sayid

Yes, I know what he did!

Locke

All I did, all I have ever done, has been in the best interests of all of us.

Jack

Are you insane!?

Locke

I know I have a lot of explaining to do. But I never did anything to hurt any of you. I even risked my life to tell you there was a traitor in your midst.[Points at Juliet]

Jack

She helped us, John. All you ever did was blow up every chance we've had of getting off of this Island! You killed Naomi.

Ben

Well, technically, he didn't kill her. Yet.

Kate

[Just arriving] Yes he did. She just died. She didn't give you up, John. She covered for us, and she fixed this.[Hands Jack the phone] They're on their way.

Locke

She didn't cover for anyone. She wants her people to come here. And trust me, when they do we had all better be far away from here. I'm going to the Barracks. The Others abandoned them. It's the only place on the Island with any form of security, so it'll have to do until I can think of something else. Until then, if you wanna live, you need to come with me.

Jack

No one's going anywhere with you, John. Because they're not crazy.

Hurley

[teary eyed] He's not crazy! What about Charlie? Charlie went down to that place so we could all be rescued. And whatever he did down there, it worked. But then something must have happened. He must have heard something before he...[Becomes overwhelemed with emotion] I don't know why, but he changed his mind. Because the last thing he did was warn us that the people on that boat are not who they said they were. So I'm not listening to you! I'm listening to my friend. I'm listening to Charlie.

Jack

Do you ever miss?

Hurley

Jack.

Jack

Yeah, I was on my way back from a consult. Thought I'd drop by and pay you a visit. Horse?

Hurley

You're on. So consult huh? Does that mean you're back doing surgical stuff? (Jack starts playing basketball with Hurley)

Jack

Yeah. (Hurley shoots and scores. Jack shoots and misses) H

Hurley

Reporters leaving you alone? (Hurley shoots and scores)

Jack

Yeah. Still have to sign some autographs when I go out for coffee. Thinking about growing a beard. (He shoots and misses again)

Hurley

You'd look weird with a beard, dude. That's H O. So, what are you really doing here, Jack?

Jack

I was just checking on ya, seeing if everything was ok.

Hurley

Checking to see if I was nuts, if I was gonna tell.

Jack

Are you?

Hurley

You're up.

Jack

Nah, you win. I, er, I gotta run. It was great seeing you Hurley. (Jack starts to leave)

Hurley

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I went with Locke. I should have stayed with you.

Jack

Its water under the bridge, man.

Hurley

I don't think we did the right thing, Jack. I think it wants us to come back.

Jack

Hurley.

Hurley

And its going to do everything it can...

Jack

(Shouts) We're never going back!(Jack heads for the door)

Hurley

Never say never, dude.

Locke

Let's go.

Sawyer

Why are you going East? Thought you said the Barracks were due South.

Locke

Because, James, we have to make a little detour first.

Sawyer

Detour to what?

Locke

There's a cabin I have to go to.

Hurley

I think the cabin was back that way.

Locke

What did you say Hugo?

Hurley

I er, thought you were talking about the airplane cabin.

Hurley

We're all gonna die.

Sawyer

Calm down, Chicken Little. Sky ain't falling just yet.

Hurley

This is exactly what he wants. To fight amongst ourselves. You're making a big mistake, dude.

Locke

It's his to make, Hugo. Let's get on with it.

Sawyer

Right. [pauses] I'm attacking Siberia. [The camera zooms out revealing that they are playing Risk. Sawyer and Hurley roll the dice, and Sawyer wins.] Sorry.

Hurley

Can't believe you're just giving him Australia. Australia's the key to the whole game.

Sawyer

Says you.

Locke

[to Ben] What did you do?!

Hurley

You just called that thing?!

Jack

Hey, Hurley.

Hurley

Hey, Jack.

Jack

Why aren't you taking your meds?

Hurley

'Cause we're dead... all of us. All the oceanic six. We're all dead. We never got off that island.

Jack

Hurley... that is not true.

Hurley

What'd you do today?

Jack

What did I do today? I,uh... [Sighs] I woke up, took a shower. Uh, Kate and I fed the baby.

Hurley

I thought you didn't want anything to do with Aaron.

Jack

I changed my mind after the trial.

Hurley

Living with Kate... taking care of Aaron... it all seems so perfect... just like heaven.

Jack

Just because I'm happy doesn't mean that this isn't real, Hurley.

Hurley

I was happy, too, Jack... for a while, anyway. Then I saw Charlie. He likes to sit with me on the bench out on the front lawn. It's pretty cool, actually.

Jack

Okay. [Sighs] so what do the two of you talk about?

Hurley

Well, yesterday, he told me you were gonna be coming by. He wanted me to give you a message.

Jack

A message?

Hurley

[Opens the drawer] He made me write it down so I wouldn't mess it up. "You're not supposed to raise him, Jack" Does that make any sense?

Jack

No, that...doesn't make any sense.

Hurley

Do you think he means Aaron?

Jack

Take your meds, Hurley. Just take them.

Hurley

Hey, Jack? Charlie said someone's gonna be visiting you, too. Soon.

Locke

You ever wonder what happened to the Dharma Initiative, Hugo? There must have been at least a hundred of 'em living on this island. Manning the stations, building those homes, making all that ranch dressing that you like. And then, one day, they're all gone, they just disappear. You wanna know where we're going? [Walks over to the pit that contains the bodies of the Dharma Initiative] We're going to see them.

Hurley

What happened to them?

Locke

[Jerks his head at Ben] He did.