Sawyer Ford quotes from Lost

Sawyer

So how about you listen up...'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You took my stuff. While I was trying to get us help...get us rescued...you found my stash and you took it. Divied it all up. My shaving cream...my batteries...even my beer! And then something else happens, y'all have decided that these two boys here [to Jack and Locke] are going to tell you what to do and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Shaving cream don't matter. Batteries don't matter. Only thing that matters now... are guns. And if you want one, you gonna have to come to me to get it. Oh! you wanna torture me don't ya?? [to Sayid]. Show everybody else how civilized you are? Go ahead...but I'll die before I give them back. And then you'll really be screwed, won't ya?

Sawyer

There is a new sheriff in town boys! Y'all best get used to it.

Sawyer

[to Charlie] I'm not good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.

Sawyer

No it's not. This one's black. Different weave. It's all in the details. And they're wrong.

Sawyer

[To Cassidy]Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well now you know better.

Sawyer

Why don't you shut up, Hammo. Or your ranch disorder's going to be the new lead item on the coconut internet.

Sawyer

[to Jin] Hey, daddy-o.

Sawyer

I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Sawyer

[About Jack] Oh happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.

Sawyer

[After he and Ana-Lucia have sex] I guess that takes cuddlin' off the table.

Sawyer

Did you just kill that bunny?

Sawyer

What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it. Puppies get killed.

Sawyer

You wanna go to hell? You wanna go to hell!!

Sawyer

Son of a-

Sawyer

Bitch...

Sawyer

Hate to break this up, but Heidi's taking the geek on a death march in the jungle.