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Lost Girl · Season 2, Episode 3

Mumphert, Kenzi and others in “Scream a Little Dream”

Mumphert

I'm Mumphert.

Kenzi

I got a shot for that in kindergarten. Keep walkin', pal.

Mumphert

I'm a Brownie. I clean houses.

Kenzi

Before you... devour the inhabitants?

Mumphert

I try to stay out of the way. Mostly I work at night. So quiet. You won't even know I'm there. And I do it for free.

Kenzi

[quietly] Mumphey! Have a seat! [walks over to Trick and whispers] Brownies: perfectly harmless or lock-up-your-honeys?

Trick

They eat honey, not honeys. In fact, they like it in their porridge.

Kenzi

What else do they like in their porridge, huh? Nuggets of girl-brain?

Trick

No.

Kenzi

A drizzle of virgin blood?

Trick

No.

Kenzi

Eyeball dumplings?

Trick

All they eat is cereal and honey.

Kenzi

Okay, so what you're saying is, he is Trick-certified safe to take home?

Trick

Absolutely.

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