George LopezWe're friends with benefits.
Played by George López
Lopez vs Lopez · 140 quotes
Most-quoted character in Lopez vs Lopez: in 84 of its 140 quotes
Most scenes with: Mayan Lopez (28), Rosie (11), Chance Lopez (6)
Lines by George Lopez 40
George LopezGeorge LopezThey overpaid!
George LopezEyes closed. Open them.
[Mayan Lopez opens her eyes.]
George LopezTa-da!
George LopezYou ruined Churro's favorite show!
George LopezThat pizza has hair in it!
S2 E4 Lopez vs Pizza
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George LopezI gotta go grocery shopping.
S2 E4 Lopez vs Pizza
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George LopezI'm a hustler, daddy!
S2 E5 Lopez vs Let It Go
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George LopezI'm calling it my Eras Tour.
S2 E6 Lopez vs Raider Nation
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George LopezI kept it classy there at the end.
S2 E6 Lopez vs Raider Nation
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[first lines]
George LopezOh, no. Did I miss the old people prom?
George LopezAnd I'm sorry about Josué.
S2 E10 Lopez vs George
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George LopezIt's not as hot!
[final lines]
S2 E10 Lopez vs George
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George LopezTime to release the doves.
S3 E1 Lopez vs Wedding
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George LopezRejoice!
S3 E1 Lopez vs Wedding
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George LopezKiss the bride!
S3 E1 Lopez vs Wedding
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