What do you wanna lead off on, the counter-revolution in Russia?
I believe that's a counter-counter-revolution, chief.
Well, who can keep track these days.
S1Pheromone, My Lovely
Haven't you ever played hooky before, Lois?
[Lois sits at her desk, staring at Clark. Unconsciously, she starts unbuttoning the first two buttons of her blouse. Clark, hunched over his computer, fails to notice. Lois pulls out a compact, puts some lipstick on, then gets up, and very sexily strolls over to Clark's desk, sits on the edge of it, crosses her legs, hiking up her skirt in the process.]
[singsong] Clark. [Clark continues typing into his work processor.]
Just a sec, Lois. I... [Then, Clark sees the leg, looks slowly up to the unbuttoned blouse, the strange, dreamy-eyed expression on Lois's face.]
What'cha working on?
The dock strike. You know, the two sides really aren't that far apart.
[moving closer, huskily] How far apart are they, really?
Lois... are you feeling okay?
Never better. [moving even closer] I just... couldn't help noticing how very... handsome you look today.
Handsome?
Very.
[laughing] Oh. I get it. What do you want? Research? Your VCR fixed? A ride to the airport? A Blind date for your...
No. I don't want anything. Except... you.
Lois! Please! Get a grip!
Believe me, I'd love to!
Did I really do the dance of the seven veils?
All seven of them!
I guess I'm not attracted to you.
Liar, you are so attracted to me!
Lex wasn't quite himself last night.
Well that must have been a welcome change.
The name's Olsen, James Olsen.
You like what you see, I like what I see, so shall we say cocktails? Tomorrow? Your place?
S1Honeymoon in Metropolis
There's no such word as chumpy.
Sure there is. Someone's a chump, therefore he's chumpy!
Try again.
Are you challenging me?
You bet your sweet little chumpy I am!
Okay you guys . . .
Guys?
You and Clark.
Did you say Clark?
I heard him say Clark.
Definitely Clark.
Definitely.
We flip for the bed.
How about I get the bed, I lend you a pillow?
How about we alternate nights?
How about we don’t.
Well, it’s a big bed, how about we share?
How about we alternate nights?
Deal.
JJonathan
Well, uh . . . Clark, is there anything you'd like to tell us?
Not really, things are going pretty smoothly, assuming Lois keeps her end of the bargin and lets me have my turn in the bedroom tonight.
S1The House of Luthor
IHInspector Henderson
There's a warrant for your arrest, for arson and other crimes too numerous to mention.
You're out of your minds, both of you.
IHInspector Henderson
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be--
Will you shut up? I can afford a thousand attorneys. I'll have your badge-- I'll have your head for this! Get me the governor on the phone. GET ME THE PRESIDENT! GET HIM! ON THE PHONE!
IHInspector Henderson
It's over, Luthor, give it up.
Lex Luthor will not live in a cage!
IHInspector Henderson
Luthor, no!
You know, this is the tallest building in Metropolis? Did you? "Top of the world!"
[Luthor throws himself over the edge. Clark tries to fly up to save him, but is still too weak after being locked in Luthor's kryptonite cage]
I-I can't...!
[Unable to watch, Lois buries her face in Clark's shoulder]
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