Lois Lane quotes from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Lois

Clark, you can do the horizontal rhumba with the entire Met-Net cheerleading squad for all I care, just keep your hands off my copy.

Lois

You are so weird. Works for you though.

Lois

I've seen that pig before.

Lois

You took advantage of our priviledged interview session to steal highly incriminating evidence from an unsuspecting subject. Oh! I love that! Mmmm!

Lois

(On Clark's father) Betcha he's a crossdresser!

Lois

A lot of people have tried to get me on a couch and after all this time, I don't think I'm going to start with a psychiatrist.

Lois

You won't believe what I got on the mail today - a flyer from the Winky-Tink pre-school. You see, this store where we're registered for wedding gifts sold our names, and now I'm getting bombarded with junk mail.

Lois

(sarcastically) Don't wear yourself out.

Lois

Well, Winky-Tink says now's the time: they've got a five-year waiting list and they require a two hundred dollar deposit.

Lois

Just money.

Lois

Whatever's in here is locked in the computer's memory...and it's in code to boot.

Lois

We need somebody we can trust...somebody who knows RAM chips from...

Lois

Sorry, I-I'm a little high-strung.

Lois

I know things are different here, I know you're different, but trust me, powers or no powers, one man can change any world.

Lois

I just wish he didn't have to be alone.