A lot of people have tried to get me on a couch and after all this time, I don't think I'm going to start with a psychiatrist.
S2Madame Ex
You still think I'm crazy?
I think you're brilliant. But there is a fine line between brilliance and lunacy.
S2Metallo
MMetallo
Do I run on batteries, or what?
EVEmmet Vale
No, no, You have a very special power source. Let me show you.
[He opens a compartment on Metallo's chest, revealing his new kryptonite heart]
MMetallo
[chuckles, impressed] What is it?
EVEmmet Vale
It's called kryptonite. And it never runs out.
MMetallo
Just like the Bunny, huh?
EVEmmet Vale
Yes, that's it. Just like the Bunny.
We think that your ex-husband might have something to do with that robot that robbed the jewellery store.
VMrs. Vale
[scoffs] Good, maybe I'll start getting my alimony. I can quit this stinking job.
So you think he might have something to do with it?
VMrs. Vale
Well, the jerk was obsessed with robots. His big dream was to create a cyborg. What do you think?
A cyborg? A robot with a human brain?
VMrs. Vale
Perfect playmate for Emmet. Dumping him was the best thing I ever did. The jerk couldn't do anything unless a mechanical device was involved. And I mean anything.
S2The Phoenix
[Lex Luthor chuckles]
Maybe you'd like to let me in on the joke?
Me, I'm the joke. Twice I've had the chance to kill you, twice the game has gone your way.
The game is over, Luthor.
I'll not give you the satisfaction of taking me alive.
[Luthor tries to electrocute himself by grabbing exposed wiring, but Superman severs the connection with his heat vision]
Sorry, Luthor, but killing yourself is the easy way out. You can't cheat justice twice.
Oh, so smug...
S2Tempus Fugitive
Well, this is a special pleasure, Miss Lane. I'm Tempus. I'm from the future that you and Superman created.
Me and Superman?
A world of peace. A world with no greed or crime. A world so boring you'd blow your brains out, but there are no guns! You wanna know the future, Miss Lane? No one works. No one argues. There are 9000 channels and nothing on! Well, I intend to do something about that.
Um, Lois, did you know that in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why, there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal.
Really?
Yes. But as much as everbody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: HOW... DUMB... WAS SHE? Here. I'll show you what I mean.
[Tempus takes Welles' glasses off his face.]
Look. [puts on the glasses] I'm Clark Kent. [takes glasses off, deeper voice] No. I'm Superman! [glasses on, soft voice] Mild-mannered reporter. [glasses off, deep voice] Superhero! [regular voice, mocking] Hello. Duh! Clark Kent is Superman! [laughs] Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived.
Superman is what I can do. Clark is who I am.
Superman, before I go, I have to ask... why tights? Why a cape? You're a grown man, don't you feel ridiculous?
[leaning in] My mother made it for me.
S2Whine, Whine, Whine
He doesn't love you, Elise. You can tell when a man loves you by the way he treats you, by the way he looks at you, by the way...
ECElise Carr
Look, Ms. Lane, if you've found the perfect man, then I'm happy for you.
No, he's about as far from perfect as you get, but I'll tell you the difference between him and Calvin. I know that he wants my happiness more than his own.
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