LLandlord
Quietest building in Metropolis. You married?
ClarkNo.
LLandlord
Girlfriend?
ClarkNo.
LLandlord
Boyfriend?
S1 Neverending Battle
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Played by Dean Cain
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman · 120 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: in 43 of its 120 quotes
Most scenes with: Lois Lane (17), Superman (5), Perry White (2)
Scenes with Clark Kent 31
ClarkClark
You rotten back-stabbing piece of slime! You know some people might be fooled by that innocent boyish exterior but not me, not anymore.
ClarkTea, Lois? It's a calming, herbal blend.
You could've said that we were sharing some fleeting moment of passion, but no you couldn't think of that could you!
ClarkWell, I'll remember that the next time we're in a closet together.
He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?
Seems to me if your real parents don't care enough to raise you why give it a second thought?
ClarkBecause if they gave you away they must have had a reason, and it's that not knowing that kills you.
Good . . . you stick to the touchy feely stuff and I'll concentrate on Superman.
ClarkI don't know, Mom. Lois thinks he may be a cross-dresser.
MMartha
Oh, honey! That's Clark's father. He won't buy 'me' a dress, let alone one for himself.
S1 The Green, Green Glow of Home
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ClarkI just wanted to say goodbye.
Goodbye?! We're partners.
ClarkYou don't need a partner Lois, you never did.
Well, maybe not, but I was starting to like having one.
ClarkThat's not how you spell 'aquifer'.
Easy Kent, you CAN be replaced . . . I was already starting to look.
Did you really think I hadn't figured out what it with you and Superman?
ClarkWhat do you mean?
You idolize the man.
JJonathan
Well, then, where are you gonna go?
ClarkI don't know yet. Just away from the people that I love the most.
What do you wanna lead off on, the counter-revolution in Russia?
ClarkI believe that's a counter-counter-revolution, chief.
Well, who can keep track these days.
[Lois sits at her desk, staring at Clark. Unconsciously, she starts unbuttoning the first two buttons of her blouse. Clark, hunched over his computer, fails to notice. Lois pulls out a compact, puts some lipstick on, then gets up, and very sexily strolls over to Clark's desk, sits on the edge of it, crosses her legs, hiking up her skirt in the process.]
[singsong] Clark. [Clark continues typing into his work processor.]
ClarkJust a sec, Lois. I... [Then, Clark sees the leg, looks slowly up to the unbuttoned blouse, the strange, dreamy-eyed expression on Lois's face.]
What'cha working on?
ClarkThe dock strike. You know, the two sides really aren't that far apart.
[moving closer, huskily] How far apart are they, really?
ClarkLois... are you feeling okay?
Never better. [moving even closer] I just... couldn't help noticing how very... handsome you look today.
ClarkHandsome?
Very.
Clark[laughing] Oh. I get it. What do you want? Research? Your VCR fixed? A ride to the airport? A Blind date for your...
No. I don't want anything. Except... you.
ClarkLois! Please! Get a grip!
Believe me, I'd love to!
Did I really do the dance of the seven veils?
ClarkAll seven of them!
ClarkI guess I'm not attracted to you.
Liar, you are so attracted to me!
Lex wasn't quite himself last night.
ClarkWell that must have been a welcome change.
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