Clark Kent quotes from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Clark

There's no such word as chumpy.

Lois

Sure there is. Someone's a chump, therefore he's chumpy!

Clark

Try again.

Lois

Are you challenging me?

Clark

You bet your sweet little chumpy I am!

Perry

Okay you guys . . .

Lois

Guys?

Perry

You and Clark.

Lois

Did you say Clark?

Clark

I heard him say Clark.

Jimmy

Definitely Clark.

Cat

Definitely.

Clark

We flip for the bed.

Lois

How about I get the bed, I lend you a pillow?

Clark

How about we alternate nights?

Lois

How about we don’t.

Clark

Well, it’s a big bed, how about we share?

Lois

How about we alternate nights?

Clark

Deal.

Well, uh . . . Clark, is there anything you'd like to tell us?

Clark

Not really, things are going pretty smoothly, assuming Lois keeps her end of the bargin and lets me have my turn in the bedroom tonight.

It's over, Luthor, give it up.

Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor will not live in a cage!

Luthor, no!

Lex Luthor

You know, this is the tallest building in Metropolis? Did you? "Top of the world!"

Clark

I-I can't...!

Lois

You still think I'm crazy?

Clark

I think you're brilliant. But there is a fine line between brilliance and lunacy.

Lois

We think that your ex-husband might have something to do with that robot that robbed the jewellery store.

[scoffs] Good, maybe I'll start getting my alimony. I can quit this stinking job.

Clark

So you think he might have something to do with it?

Well, the jerk was obsessed with robots. His big dream was to create a cyborg. What do you think?

Clark

A cyborg? A robot with a human brain?

Perfect playmate for Emmet. Dumping him was the best thing I ever did. The jerk couldn't do anything unless a mechanical device was involved. And I mean anything.

What's the matter?!

You said something horrible was happening.

That's it?

Lois, nothing's going to happen. You're just nervous, that's all. So am I.

Well, not as nervous as you, but sure...

Lois

There's a crisis. What is it? Bank robbery? Terrorist strike? Meteor headed for Earth?

Clark

Ribbon cutting.

Lois

Sorry?

Clark

Sorry I'm late.

Lois

Golf, huh?

Clark

Yeah... it was charity game, Lois. Superman could hardly say 'no'.

Lois

Doesn't seem to be in his vocabulary.

Captain McBride was to take an outmoded weather satellite out of service. With six thousand manmade objects floating around out there, it's pretty crowded.

Clark

(to himself) Tell me about it.