Nancy quotes from Little House on the Prairie

Nancy

[to Willie] You ripped my homework paper!

Willie

That's right, I did. And I'm gonna rip your lips off if you don't stop lying!

Nancy

MOTHER! MOTHER!

Willie

Nobody's jealous of Nancy. Nobody wants to be in the pageant because nobody likes her!

Willie!

Willie

It's true! She's mean and she's nasty. Nastier than Nellie ever was. She knew Belinda was in the ice house when I closed the door. She wanted her to get sick so she could be the star of the pageant.

Nancy

That's a lie!

Willie

No, it's the truth!

Willie, how dare you make up a story like that. Go to your room right now!

Willie

I didn't expect you to believe me. I'm only your son!

Nancy

[after finding out the truth about the mermaid booth] You let me out of here now!

Albert

Nope. You wanted to be the mermaid.

Nancy

You lied to me!

Albert

You're the last one to talk about lying. All I said was that it would be the most popular booth. Look around. Did I lie?

Is this your idea of a joke, Nancy?!

Nancy

Mr. Wilder! I had no idea!

What do you mean?! Isn't this your homework?!

Nancy

NO!!!!!! I mean yes! It is... but I...!

In the corner!

Nancy

What?!

IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!!

Nancy, please! There must have been some mistake, I swear!

Nancy

Don't ever talk to me again, you big fat slob!

Albert

[to Elmer] I thought it was mean to call you those names, but you seemed to enjoy it. Maybe if you had asked us to stop, things wouldn't have gotten so bad. I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying we all have our faults. Isn't that right, Nancy?

Nancy

Mother and I spent hours trying to think of one for me and we couldn't come up with a single solitary fault.

Nancy

Give me that ball!

NO!!!!!!

Nancy

I said give it to me!

NO!!!!!!

Nancy

Well if you won't let me pitch, I want to be the captain!

You're not on my team!

Nancy

Albert, I want to play!

Albert

Not on my team!

Nancy

Oh we'll just see about that! Elmer! Elmer, Albert won't let me... ELMER!!!!

Sorry, Nancy. You have to work things out for yourself from now on.

Nellie

And this must be Nancy! Oh, Mother, you're absolutely right! Why, she's just a picture of me at that age.

Nancy

I've seen pictures of you when you were my age. We don't look at all alike. I'm way prettier.

Nancy

You love her but you hate me!

Harriet

Oh! Oh Nancy!

Nancy

You're Mr. Montague, the famous writer!

That is correct.

Nancy

Then you know how I must feel. Pouring your entire soul into your writing and then having somebody tell you it's no good.

I have never had that experience.