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Caroline quotes from Little House on the Prairie

Played by Karen Grassle · 18 quotes · page 1 of 2

Caroline

3rd most-quoted character in Little House on the Prairie: in 18 of its 141 quotes
Most scenes with: Charles (7), Cassandra (4), Laura (3)

Scenes with Caroline 18

Caroline

You know, sometimes, when we're all sitting at dinner, I feel like there's someone missing, and now that place will be filled by our son.

I don't know why you have to keep saying that. We don't know for sure if it's going to be a boy.

Caroline

Because I want a boy, for you.

Well, I don't! Not if it means nine months of misery.

Caroline

You built this cradle for our son.

Caroline, I built the cradle for our child!

Caroline

I've seen you with Andy, working together.

Exactly! If I want someone to help me around the farm, I'll hire him! I don't have to father him!

Caroline

You don't understand.

All right, what if you weren't pregnant? If you weren't pregnant, then we wouldn't have anything to worry about, would we? Caroline, when we had the girls, all we cared about was having a healthy, happy family. That's all.

Caroline

Well, of course I want him to be healthy!

HIM! Why does it always have to be "him?" Caroline, we had a son, and he died. It's over. God, you're... you're as bad as Carrie with her dead eggs, trying to give birth to chicks!

Caroline

[to Doc Baker about Mary] I don't know what to do anymore. She says she's a burden to us and she hates it. I tell her it isn't true, but it just doesn't do any good.

This might sound harsh, Caroline, but I think you're trying to do too much. She has to learn to do for herself, if she's to have any kind of life.

But she can't do for herself, Doc. We have to take care of her.

Do too much and she'll retreat to bed, and she'll stay there. I haven't been trained in caring for the blind, and neither have you. She needs the help of people who have.

Well, where do we find those people?

There's schools for the blind. The nearest and one of the best is in Burton, Iowa.

Caroline

That's so far away! No, she needs her family.

Caroline, she's living in fear and resentment. With the proper help and training, she'll be a different person.

The doctor's right, Caroline. Can you contact them for us?

Certainly. Believe me, Caroline, it's what's best for Mary.

I've never heard of any of those schools around here.

Caroline

It's not around here. It's in Iowa.

Yeah, I understand. You just want to get me out from underfoot.

Caroline

Mary, that's not true, and you know it.

[starts to cry] Then don't send me away. Please don't send me away, let me stay here! I don't want people looking at me, feeling sorry for me. Please let me stay, Ma. Please let me stay!

Caroline

Mary, I don't want to send you away, but if they can help you... you can't spend the rest of your life sitting in that chair!

WHY NOT? Why not? Why can't I just sit here? There's nothing for me to see. It's dark no matter where I go. It's just darkness. You've already decided to send me, haven't you?

Caroline

Yes, we have.

[about Almanzo] I can't lose him.

Caroline

What makes you so sure you're gonna lose him?

Well, he said that he just can't wait two years.

Caroline

I see. So if he doesn't get his own way, his love for you just goes away?

Caroline

Mary, is something wrong?

No. Why do you ask?

Caroline

Well, when a mother and daughter have been as close as we have, we tend to notice things about each other that other people wouldn't.

Oh, it's nothing, really. It's just going to take a little getting used to, Adam's sight, I mean. It's like meeting someone again for the first itme.. He can see me and I can't see him. It's a very strange feeling.

Caroline

For both of you. Remember, Adam's going to have a lot of adjusting to do, too.

Oh, I know. I told you, it's nothing.

Well, if you two are through reading each other's minds, I'd like to get some sleep.

Caroline

Please leave, Mrs. Oleson.

Mrs. Ingalls, I am trying very hard to be your friend, and I would think you would show a little more appreciation. After all, you are going to be that child's grandmother!

Caroline

Mrs. Oleson, I will go to Church on Sunday, and I will ask God to forgive me for this. [throws a ball of dough in Mrs. Oleson's face] On second thought, I think the good Lord would have done the same thing! [throws her apron down and walks away]

Caroline, this is James.

Caroline

Hello, James.

And this is Cassandra.

Caroline

Welcome to our home. [Cassandra bursts into tears and grabs Caroline around the waist] What in the world? Oh, it's all right. It's all right.

[in a trance] Ma. She looks like.....Ma! I almost thought you were.

Caroline

[to Cassandra, who doesn't want to leave Caroline and go to school] Those children sure do make lots of noise at recess. You know, you're smart not to go to school with James. My daughter's a very hard teacher. You'll see tonight. James is going to have a lot of homework. I'll help him with it, though. You'll be the lucky one. You'll be sleeping while James and I are working on his studies. Oh, I bet he won't be through until 8 or 8:30. I love it, though. I used to be a teacher, and I just love helping children with their homework. Yes, indeed. James and I will be spending a lot of evenings together.

I want homework.

Caroline

What?

I want homework!

Caroline

Well, if you want homework, you're gonna have to go to school. [Cassandra smiles, hugs Caroline tight, and runs off to school]

Caroline

Cassandra, it's your turn to say grace tonight. Maybe you could remember Nancy in the blessing.

Do I have to?

Caroline

No, you don't have to, but I think it would be nice if you did.

Yes, ma'am. Dear Lord, thank you for all your blessings. Please watch over our family and gives us strength. And Lord, I'm sure you know by now that we have a new student in school. Her name is Nancy. Please help her change her ways and be nice. I know it won't be easy, so if you can't change her, just do what you feel is best. [Charles bursts out laughing; Caroline gives him a dirty look] That's about it, Lord. Thank you. Amen.

How's Laura?

Caroline

[turning to Almanzo] She's fine, and so is your new baby daughter! Meet Rose Wilder! Isn't she beautiful?

Good thing it's a girl. A man can't very well play ball with his son when he's a cripple!

Why does Pa keep talking like James is getting better? Why?

Caroline

Because he wants it to be true.

But it's not and I can't stand to watch him anymore. Please, Ma, let me go away. Let me stay with Laura. I love James, but... I can't.

Caroline

[to Charles] And boots for you! The first nickel we spend goes on boots.

Well, what's the matter with these? They were just starting to get comfortable on me.

Caroline

I was afraid that one morning, you'll pull them up and they'd slide clear up to your knees!

[to Caroline] You tell me something, ma'am. Tell me why God let my wife and daughter die. Well, I'll be gone before you get back from Church tomorrow. I hate good-byes, so it's better all around if I'm just gone.

Caroline

Mr. Edwards, do you understand what you're doing? You're punishing God! And if you go on punishing him for what happened in the past, you're not going to have any room for the future. I'd feel so sorry if you did that.

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