Albert and Nancy in “Unfinished Business”

Albert

[to Elmer] I thought it was mean to call you those names, but you seemed to enjoy it. Maybe if you had asked us to stop, things wouldn't have gotten so bad. I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying we all have our faults. Isn't that right, Nancy?

Nancy

Mother and I spent hours trying to think of one for me and we couldn't come up with a single solitary fault.