Elmer quotes from Little House on the Prairie

[to Jess, who isn't eating his food] Why can't you be more like Elmer?

Leave him alone, will you?

Elmer!

Why do you make him eat all the time? Do you want him to get fat and have all the kids make fun of him, and not have any friends? Is that what you want? Well, maybe he's just not hungry! [storms out]

What on Earth has gotten into that boy?

Sounds like good sense to me.

Nancy, please! There must have been some mistake, I swear!

Nancy

Don't ever talk to me again, you big fat slob!

Nancy

Give me that ball!

NO!!!!!!

Nancy

I said give it to me!

NO!!!!!!

Nancy

Well if you won't let me pitch, I want to be the captain!

You're not on my team!

Nancy

Albert, I want to play!

Albert

Not on my team!

Nancy

Oh we'll just see about that! Elmer! Elmer, Albert won't let me... ELMER!!!!

Sorry, Nancy. You have to work things out for yourself from now on.