Life With Derek quotes

Casey: Can't you see he's just buying you off with this fake generosity?

Lizzie: Well, where's my fake generosity?

Derek: Nobody talks that way to my step-sister, but me.

Derek: I'm not scrawny! I'm SCRAPPY.

Casey:(Dragging Derek down the hall) We need to talk!

Derek: And you need to cut your nails!

Casey: STOP THE VIOLENCE!

Ryan: We haven't started the violence!

Casey: Oh... okay. Don't start the violence.

Derek: (having been dragged in then out of the girl's bathroom) Wow, you guys have soap in there?

Derek: Ms. Martinez, you cannot make me write this essay, I am a director, not a writer.

Ms. Martinez: I'm sorry, Derek but your proposal was very...

Derek: Entertaining?

Ms. Martinez: Silly. Edweirdo, the story of a household superhero.

Casey: I can't look!

Emily: Yes, you can! You made the lead!

(Casey shrieks)

Emily: (winces) Yeah, I just hope your singing is better then your shrieking.

Max: So, who's my competition?

Casey: Max, guess what!

Max: You got the lead in the musical?

Casey: Who told?

Max: Like I'd ever go to a musical-

(Casey raises an eyebrow)

Max: That you weren't in!

Emily: Well, I don't know anyone who would be in a musical except . . .Derek?

Max: Derek?

Casey: DEREK!?

Derek: I'm not only in the male chorus . . .I am the male chorus. And at the after party all the chorus girls are going to be all over me.

Lizzie: I knew there was a reason.

Mrs. Z: Alright everyone, I want you to hold your diaphragm for breathing exercises . . . Derek hold your own diaphragm.

Lizzie: I had to get peanut butter for Edwin to get Nosey and now there's no Wink in the sink!

Nora: Wink?

Lizzie: The skink.

George: In our sink?

Nora: Why is Wink the skink in our sink?

Lizzie: Stink.

Casey: Solve for Max- I mean Solve for x...

Derek: Woah, Casey! You okay?

Casey: No I'm not! I have to go and take a test that I lied for in order to get because I had a fight with Max and I've never had a fight with Max! Except for now when I just did have a fight with Max, but only because he's a cheater like you!