“The Bully Brothers” quotes from Life With Derek

Derek: I'm not scrawny! I'm SCRAPPY.

Casey:(Dragging Derek down the hall) We need to talk!

Derek: And you need to cut your nails!

Casey: STOP THE VIOLENCE!

Ryan: We haven't started the violence!

Casey: Oh... okay. Don't start the violence.

Derek: (having been dragged in then out of the girl's bathroom) Wow, you guys have soap in there?