Life With Derek quotes

Derek: Señora Sanchez? (raises hand)

Señora Sanchez: Si, Derek.

Derek: May I please be expelled?

Casey: Oh, so it's my fault you're failing Spanish?

Derek: Yes, and thanks to you, my parents might be sending me to private school.

Casey: What! That is SO unfair!

Derek: I know!

Casey: When I wanted to go to private school, there wasn't money.

Derek: Huh?

Lizzie: There's a plot afoot to scare Derek and we need you to join the team.

Edwin: Impossible.

Lizzie: Joining the team or scaring Derek?

Edwin: Both. I value my life.

Casey: Ah, Edwin! How long have you been here?

Edwin: Since I was born.