“Show-Off-Tune” quotes from Life With Derek

Casey: I can't look!

Emily: Yes, you can! You made the lead!

(Casey shrieks)

Emily: (winces) Yeah, I just hope your singing is better then your shrieking.

Max: So, who's my competition?

Casey: Max, guess what!

Max: You got the lead in the musical?

Casey: Who told?

Max: Like I'd ever go to a musical-

(Casey raises an eyebrow)

Max: That you weren't in!

Emily: Well, I don't know anyone who would be in a musical except . . .Derek?

Max: Derek?

Casey: DEREK!?

Derek: I'm not only in the male chorus . . .I am the male chorus. And at the after party all the chorus girls are going to be all over me.

Lizzie: I knew there was a reason.

Mrs. Z: Alright everyone, I want you to hold your diaphragm for breathing exercises . . . Derek hold your own diaphragm.