[Reading a title of a pornographic film]
Once Upon A Time In Her Vest? [disgusted] You dare to pollute the glorious genre of the American Western?
“The Good Father” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Gene Hunt (5), Sam Tyler (3), Chris Skelton (1), DS Ray Carling (1)
[To Annie, touching her cheek]
Just so that you know. I don't hate everything about this place.
I think you've forgotten who you're talking to.
An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding?
You make that sound like a bad thing.
VTVic Tyler
I've got a young lad named Sam.
I've got a pain in the arse called Sam!
[disgusted] Looks like they've been thinking up [porn movie] titles.. Listen to this: "On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix".
[Last lines of the first series]
So, what do you want to do now, Guv?
[thinks for a moment] Pub!
[smirks] Pub.
[grins] Pub.
[looks at the other three men in turn, slowly smiles] Pub.
[All get in car and drive off]
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