I tempt those who can be tempted and I punish those who deserve to be punished. That is my function, my occupation. My job. My joy. What is wrong with that? I also punish some who have done nothing wrong. Who slipped through the cracks. But then... no system is perfect.
S3 E10Battle
The dead do not hope.
S3 E11Girltown
Do you think we're in some kind of afterlife?
What do you mean, Stanley?
A place you go when you die? I mean how do we know that we're not dead? I mean, well, okay, you've been dead for six thousand years, but how do I know I'm not dead...?
You are alive Stanley. From my perspective anyway.
Queen': Drumsticks, drumsticks, drumsticks...!
HHammer
All those in favour that the non-she has been following a non-boy agenda, and therefore should receive the highest possible punishment, death, signify by saying aye.
CCouncil
Aye.
Now might be a good moment to take advantage of the element of surprise.
QQueen
Be careful what you wish for, or you will get what you want...!
QQueen
Queen wants you to share your body with her.
What do you want to do with my body?
QQueen
Queen wants to put her head unto it.
HHammer
You are a non-she!
By a non-she, do you mean... a man?
CCouncil
Ew! Oh! Argh!
S3 E12The Beach
What's that?
7790
Nothing important. Just a dead body.
Nothing important?
7790
It's a dead body. But not my dead body...
The dead don't love!
I am not trying to steal your man.
7790
You're not?
No. I'm just fishing for him. Like you. And who knows that either one of us might catch this fish.
7790
So I have a chance?
Yes 790, you have a chance. Not much of 'em, but a tiny little robot-head-in-love chance to make his dead man's dreams come true.
7790
I'm. So. Happy!
7790
[gasps] I just heard him!
Who?
7790
Who else, but the GREATEST MAN WHO EVER DIED?!
Really? Where?
S3 E13Heaven and Hell
Water seems to be the afterlife of the virtuous. Stanley did not always make virtuous choices. I suspect he has gone to Fire.
This has never happened before. This has been a most interesting time. You're the first.
The first what?
The first people to come here still living their original lives. This has been a most interesting time. A most unsettling time. A time of great possibility... And now it is time for me to die.
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