Lexx · Season 2
[The crew are discussing landing on a planet]
Any atmosphere?
A very thin one. Xev would require a pressure suit. Stanley would not.
Why not?
Because a pressure suit would allow you to continue to breathing, which is a bad idea.
Being dead means not having an opinion.
We've found somebody alive. There could be more.
Somebody, what kind of somebody?
A female somebody.
Female. Is she attractive?
Is that all that matters to you?
Yeah, pretty much.
I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G
You could be the last of the cockroaches for all I care, I'm still gonna tear you apart!
How's it going, 790? 790? Where are you?
Here, my love - but I'm more than 790 now. You can call me 791 - the one for you. It's our day of destiny, Xev. I am whole, and wholly yours.
You're not pretty - but you're my kind of not pretty.
Thank you for your assistance. Now die.
You may still only be a head, 790, but you're the best head I ever had.
Love leaks puke juice.
You know what, Gibble? You're a rotten kid. You dumped gongslanger into the toilet, and you wake the dead. And when you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates, you join 'em! Eat up! Chow down!
They say I'm nasty. Bad times nasty times grrrr.
Kill, kill, kill! Inventive. Kill fast, slow, ripping the sick fuck - major psycho rampage. Bitching! Maggot retirement home!
Nobody moves.
Kai - it's me, Xev...!
Not for long.
Who's first?
Me!
No, me!
Me.
Oh, this is sweet! Well, we'll just have to take turns. How about I take a little bit of each - and then a little bit more [he aims his axe at Xev's breasts] - and then a little bit more [he aims at Stanley's crotch] - and more!
He ran out of protoblood...
Good timing, Kai!
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