[waking up after 4000 years of sleep] Ouh... I feel really stiff for some reason... wait a second, are we somewhere?
Yes...
[disorientated Oh yeah! Where?
....Somewhere.
S3 E1Fire And Water
This is the Lexx!
[looks around] This comet?
Comet? No no! This is what we're on, this is the Lexx... It's big err... a big...
Bug.
Um... Lexx?
...Yes?
Tell 'em.... um... tell them, that you're not unfriendly in any way. That you're just a big bug... that.. t-that wants to eat, right?
I am not unfriendly in any way. I am just a big bug that wants to eat, right?
[Prince's guards hold Stan up against the cryochamber by his neck.]
That hurts!
Does it?
Yes!
I'm very good... with pain.
Why are doing this to me?
Fun.
Just let's not forget, now we are in the Dark Zone! This is the universe of evil, of chaos, of depravity! I mean, so what do we do now, eh?!
I suppose we find ourselves a new home?
Yep, which then gets destroyed like every other place we've ever been.
Kai! You know about the Dark Zone, I mean where are the good planets?
Define good planet.
Well, for me - it would be one you'd feel confortable living on! Tingle me, jingle me! Get hunk and do it, y'know, kinda planet, you understand what I mean!
No.
Why don't you just go ahead and eat?
There is nothing to eat around here.
Well, go somewhere where there is food!
I cannot go... anywhere.
How can he be so stupid?!
7790
Easily and always, he is stupid. And you are captain of the stupid.
7790
I will love you until my last electron.
We can drift until we are drawn into the solar system of a celestial object.
So how long is it gonna take us to reach one of those if we just... drift?
7790
Somewhere between nine hundred standard years and sixteen thousand standard years.
So what do we eat in the meantime?
[as she is about to go into cryostatis] Kai! Is it okay if I dream about you?
You will not dream.
Well, if I did dream... I would like to dream about you.
If you like.
I do like. Goodnight Kai.
And then... then, you unfroze me. Seems like it all just happened... I guess you have no sense of time when you're in cryosleep. Well, that's everything, that's it. We're just travellers, we're just passing through. And look, I know that the ship looks big, and looks scary n' all, but I mean it's just a big bug! It couldn't hurt a fly...so it's no threat to you, or to anybody! See? So, I'll just go and wake up the others and we'll just continue on our way.
What about the man in black?
Oh! He's dead. See, we're just hanging onto him until we can finally land on a planet and bury him, y'know, it's a custom we observe with our dead. Actually, he's kinda alive dead.
Alive dead?
Yeah, yeah he can actually walk around a little bit. Y'know, we should go wake him up so that I could show ya! You'd find it really interesting.
What about the woman?
Oh... Don't worry about her, oh she's just a nurse or something... Y'know, I'm not even sure what it is she actually does do. But she's definitely not important.
She's not important?
No, not important. Not in any way, shape or form.
[enraged] YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT!
[Kai repairs the broken 790 and switches him online]
7790
...I will love you forever.
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