Lexx quotes

Oh, universe of cruelty!

Breathe in for the sisters, breathe out for the brothers.

Kai

I do not give anything any thought when I am frozen.

Xev

I think we're all lucky to be still alive.

Kai

Some of us.

Kai

Life is a harder stage to achieve than death.

[advising Zev] Always choose the robot over the dead man.

Kai

Mouth to mouth resuscitation would seem a reasonable action.

Stan

Well, go ahead.

Kai

One must have breath to give it.

Xev

You are a monster.

No, I am a parasite. And you are my host...ess.

Mantrid

[to Brizon] You, my friend, are a leaking boil on the anus of a cancerous rodent, squeaking from a damned corner of oblivion!

If I only had an arm, I'd be more than just a head. If I only had an arm, I would strangle Tweedle dead.

Do you have any idea what you are doing, or am I correct in observing that you are a ridiculous know-nothing attempting to gain a tiny modicum of understanding of how that device works?

Stan

I've taken lots of things apart before.

But were you able to put any of them back together?

Kai

[to Mantrid]: I know that I am dead. But you believe you are alive, and you should know that life is always full of surprises.

Kai

Mantrid... I do not experience pleasure, but my - friends are deriving satisfaction from the knowledge that their deaths will be simultaneous with yours.

Xev

You are a machine. We are human. And we have beaten you!

Mantrid

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Kai

In the end, you're just a calculator. You may rule the universe, but this universe is collapsing. You have moved too much mass too quickly to one point. This universe was born in a big bang, and now it is about to die in a big collapse.

Mantrid

You have played well.

Kai

You should have made better use of your human side.

Mantrid

I concede the game to you.

Kai

[nods] Good riddance.

Bring me to my beloved Xev! Bring. Me. To. Xev.

Who is Xev?

My beloved, darling Xev - the greatest woman who ever lived and I demand that you wake her up at once!

Who else is on board, exactly?

A security guard called Stanley Tweedle who is of no use and no importance in any situation at any time! And a dead assassin named Kai. Bring me to her at once or -

Or what?

...I'll wake her up myself. I would have woken her up along time ago if the control unit had heard me from down there, where I was stuck!

So she's the important one...

[his voice softens] Without a doubt.

Good.

So are you going to bring me to her?

No. [tosses 790 into the depths of the Lexx]