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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Fights in every period, even on power plays?

How would you even know what...?

I thought this guy was like a minor-league hammer, you know like Dave the Hammer Schultz?

Who is she...?

What? Oh, a girl can't watch hockey?

What did you steal?

[quietly] Something...hockey related. A certain...trophy.

No you didn't. No, not the Stanley Cup. No. I saw it last year in Boston.

No, that was a fake.

It wasn't a fake.

And not a very good one, no, no, no, sorry. My engraver was awful.

Okay, so where's the real one?

[in her con voice] I don't remember.

[later]

Are you messing with me?

When did I ever lie about a grift?

All right, so tell.... Tell me where it is.

Oh. There's Vlad.

[later]

So, is it, um, someplace warm?

I don't remember

Hm. Is it in Boston?

Nate, I don't remember.

Are you sure it's the Stanley Cup?

That I remember.

Where's the last place you remember having it?

[Smiles] I don't remember.

Bad choices are bad choices. It doesn't matter why you made them. And they tear you apart, from the inside out. And you don't even notice.

Are you having a staring contest with a turtle?

No, I just won a staring contest with a turtle.

Is it weird that I find that oddly attractive?

What kind of guy names a toilet after himself?

Someone who cares more about fame than respect, that's for sure.

[As the group is listening to electronic static]

[Walking in] Who got the military satellite intercept? You're not supposed to... [Sophie gives him a look] It's a very distinctive static.

[The team is discussing a defense contractor]

Yeah, I know those guys. They used to stamp their logo on the side of our attack choppers and we had to sand it off before we-- [Suddenly notices that Nate and Sophie are staring at him] --went fishing. For fish. Yeah.

Why would someone dedicate so much time listening to nothing?

For the hope of what they might hear.

KKanack

Look, all I care about is the signal we received. Do you think you can decipher it? Mister...?

Riker, Willy Riker. Willy Riker is my full name.

Okay. We need to fix this. We need to give our client back his reputation.

How do we do that?

By making Kanack insane.

[grinning] And he's back.

You know, Fermi's paradox says that it's improbable for other life forms to exist.

Yeah? Well, Drake's equation shows that orbiting around the hundred billion stars in our galaxy there's up to ten thousand planets with technological civilization. [Smiles at Hardison who gives him a surprised look] You never know when you might have to fight an alien.

HEHardison and Eliot

[singing to a remix of the alien signal] Two good ol' boys behind the wheel, chasing down bad guys in Lucille. [repeat]

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