Well, that was a spectacularly awful plan.
NNate
Lucky you showed up then.
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NNate
Hey. Let's go break the law.
Mm. Just one more time?
NNate
Oh, a few more times.
That was the con I used to sell the Brooklyn Bridge the year we met!
NNate
I know. That's why I did it.
That's romantic.
To do: hack the National Artifact website. [sarcastically] Yay. What else?
NNate
He's nowhere near his office. I don't know, we're at some sort of museum.
What kind of museum?
NNate
You know, the kind that has a 747 on the top of it. Portland is, uh...odd.
We're gonna have to have a serious talk about moving somewhere with less rain.
London has rain.
No, London has fog. Fog is mysterious. Rain just ruins my hair.
Thief Juice! It's a mouth crime.
NNate
[to Scott Roemer] Global Transit? Yeah, we've done some business together.
[over comms] Nate, please do not introduce yourself. Like I said, I have no IDs that--
NNate
Tommy Mackinaw. Mackinaw Import/Export. Nice to meet you.
Yes. Please. Thank you. Do go ahead and pick the one name on earth that does not exist.
The--the Spruce Goose? The Spruce Goose, built by Howard Huges, the Tony Stark of the '40s, biggest plane on earth, made of all wood, wingspan-longer-than-a-football-field Spruce Goose?
It's gets worse. Tomorrow, the board of directors are voting on a merger with two passenger airlines. And Roemer's gonna move the maintenance to his Mexico facility. The next time one of his planes falls out of the sky, it's gonna be full of people.
Okay. [to Nate] Nate, I realize this is the kind of guy that makes you very angry. Please do not do what I think you're about to do.
I blame you.
Me? I didn't tell the man to run a scam using the biggest airplane on earth.
Why are you okay with this? You seem perfectly happy to be in this...town.
We're here.
Yeah, I know. "We're here, get used to it."
No. We're here. Us.
Oh. That's sweet.
Yeah. Me and my money, Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you.
Yeah? Parker, why does the money always come before the people?
To be honest, when you're not on the receiving end of it, watching him [Nate] mess with somebody's head is pretty impressive.
Yeah. He's like one of those aliens that feeds off of people's fear.
Eliot [facing a group of armed men]: I'm only going to say this once boys. Give me the ...[hesitates]... teddy bear.
Nate [explaining the enforcers]: ...It's sort of like the fear of having to fight one of them is what keeps everything cool
Parker [non-chalantly]: Oh. Sherling's theory of rational deterrence. [everyone stares at parker in surprise] Cold war?
Nate [hesitantly]: That's actually, terrifyingly, exactly right.
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