Leverage · Season 1
[As the group is arguing]
Hey, hey. What is this? I thought we were supposed to be, uh, finding Moreau.
This is more important.
More important? We don't find Moreau, I might go back to prison forever.
Oh, shush. You did fine in prison the first time.
You got in shape.
Yeah, you look good in a jumpsuit.
[Upset] Learned how to hypnotize people.
When I started telling them about one of my finest jobs ever...
But I know she's lying.
She's a grifter. It's her job.
Wait, I'm confused. Now, she's lying about lying?
[on the phone] Why are you sending second-rate thugs to try and kill me?
[looking offended] Hmmmm?
If I'm not honest with you, you can't improve.
[Thug nods and grunts in agreement]
It was en route. That's like stealing my mail.
What, is stealing mail a crime?
[Sophie glares at her]
Oops.
I am going to sharpen this knife and then walk around the halls in the dark... Don't leave.
[After hearing Hardison's story of the theft and realizing someone must have stolen the dagger]
Now, Sophie [Lifts up the first cup; empty] didn't have the dagger. Eliot [Lifts the second; empty] didn't have the dagger. Hardison [Lifts the third; empty] didn't have the dagger.
[Whispering to Eliot] I still beat you.
[Nate looks at Parker, who looks up at him slyly. Nate taps the table and Parker holds out the crumpled bill]
[Grinning] Yeaaah.
[Sophie blinks at her in stunned surprise]
What?! I'm a thief!
[after Eliot, Hardison and Parker butcher her accent in their stories] I hate you all.
[As Hardison, Eliot and Sophie argue over who may have stolen the knife.]
Nate.
[Grinning] I think you're all forgetting to ask yourself one simple, crucial question.
What?!
Well the question is who is the insurance company for the dagger of Aqu'abi?
No...
You've got to be kidding me.
Ah, man.
Okay, let's go steal a royal title.
Do you want to go to London?
Let's go steal an auction.
I love Claridge's Auction House. Even the air feels more expensive.
Apparently, their computer system is also an antique... possibly steam powered, which would be cool.
[As Parker fishing through the antiquities]
And...statue. Gold guy. Uh, loincloth, feral beard, and very rectangular feet.
Falcon head, dog head, or human head?
Bird head. And I think he's smirking at me.
It's just a title nobody holds.
And does it come with a castle?
Sometimes, yeah.
Good guess.
It's not really a guess when it's that good, is it?
The name of this con is called "The Mummy's Tiara."
Come on, man, that can't be real.
Am I gonna have to steal a corpse again?
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