Do you know why driving this car is like making love to a beautiful woman?
CCustomer
Because I have never done either?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wait! Hold up. You told her?
I should have known. You're a menace, Parker.
What? She deserved a chance.
Nate is going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Oh, stop whining!
I got hit by a car!
[mocking] "I got hit by a car" ... Get over it!
I'm gonna kill her, man. I'm gonna kill her.
Hey! Hey! Nobody's gonna kill anybody. Seriously though, Nate is going to kill you.
JJosie
Wait, wait, wait, who are you people?
WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS!
Damn it, Parker, where'd you learn to drive?
Before I stole cars I was a getaway driver.
Before? You started stealing cars when you were twelve.
[flashback] Get out of the way you old bat!
Get out of the way you old bat!
They're gonna kill Hardison.
They're gonna kill who? No they ain't! I bet you they ain't! Nate, you gotta stall!
Wait a minute. Look, my only way out is the front door. Are they coming through the front door?
NNate
I don't know.
What you mean you don't know? You better say something, I swear on my momma I will blow a hole through your bedroom and Spider-man out the side of this building. You better tell somethin'!
JFJimmy Ford
You always thought you were smarter than me. Brighter, better than me. Everyone in the neighborhood always treated me with respect, but my own son--
NNate
What'd you do to respect exactly?
My son, my altar-boy son, well, hey listen to you. Never broke the law. Never broke a rule. Look at you now. You're a thief. You've done time.
NNate
If you know what I've been, then you know this is my town now. And I don't want you running game in it.
All your life, you thought you were better than me and now you're trying to be me? You can't be me. You don't have the stones for that. You're not tough enough, you're not ruthless enough. You don't have what it takes.
[To Nate] You interfered. How unlike you.
PPeta
Where I come from, this is not tolerated.
We're nowhere near were you come from, so just shut up.
PPeta
I don't like you.
NNate
[Sarcastically] Gee, does that mean I can't come to your birthday party and ride the pony?
[to the Russian mobsters he's just locked in a cage] Age of the geek baby, stay strong.
You betrayed your own father. You're more ruthless than me. Crueler than me. Yeah. Maybe you are better than me, huh. I'm proud of you son.
NNate
Enjoy your retirement.
The Skagway Shuffle.
NNate
Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
See, now y'all are just making stuff up.
It's like the Fiddle Game.
NNate
Yeah, only underground.
Is Eliot going to be the fiddle again?
NNate
No.
No.
Can I be the fiddle?
NNate
No.
No.
[Explaining to Parker how to grift] Find the right combination and you can unlock the mark's trust. And then you can steal her...
Soul.
I was gonna say confidence.
What are we going to do, Nate?
NNate
We are going to convince him that you are a lying, greedy bitch.
That will give us enough time to find the bomb.
Oh yeah, plenty of time. Meanwhile, I will be here, in the van, as far away from the mine as possible. My dude, go with God.
Nicely done.
I had a little help from Sophie. But yeah. I nailed it. I'm a grifter. I grift.
NNate
Yeah. You do know you don't get to keep the money.
Don't ruin it.
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