First rule of crime. Follow the money.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What's that smell?
Fresh air.
I don't like it.
Smell that?
Smell death? Yes I do.
[Hardison and Eliot are handcuffed together and are being hunted]
We wouldn't even be in this mess if you didn't want to go fishing! I coulda taken you down to Mama Pearl's Fish Shack and got you a catfish, two pieces, and a biscuit for $5.99! But instead you got us out here with trigger-happy Joes trying to fish us! And he's all too happy to shoot himself a Negro!
Oh so this is a black thing now? Is that it? There's hunting me too!
You're damn Skippy it's a black thing! Who did they try to shoot first, Eliot?! Who got punched first, Eliot?! Me! I'm about tired of the redneckedness!
Damn it, Hardison!
Damn it, Eliot!
NNate
Now, there are railroad tracks a mile and a half west of the camp. Can you get there?
Sure, but what if there's no train?
NNate
Oh, there will be. We're gonna steal you one.
NNate
You're going to go toe to toe with these guys without a plan?
Oh we have a plan, it's called C.W.A.
Can of Whoop Ass.
You feeling confident?
No-o-ot really.
Good, cause overconfidence can kill you faster than a bullet any day. Fear's good.
Oh, I have fear. And doubt. And really serious regrets. I should be fine.
NNate
Next time I steal you a train, get on it.
You're not gonna rain on my parade. I made a bomb out of a menthol light.
That's the difference between a real soldier and this little Halloween outfit you got going on. You'd kill to protect your rights. A real soldier, he'd die to protect somebody else's.
Who knew a sedan could hit 140?
Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay? Never.
NNate
That was hotter than Mr. Toad's wild ride.
PPenzer
You want to buy Veronica here?
NNate
Veronica? I thought Betty was the fast one. Who knew?
Exactly how is this gonna get us Lefty's attention?
Well, car thieves are territorial, all right. You bring a car like this to a local chop-shop, every boost in town knows there's a new player. Also, this is Lefty's car.
All right. Chop shops are a quick and dirty setup. There's probably gonna be one, maybe two guys in here cutting up their latest catch.
[After driving in and finding at least a dozen people inside]
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
We have to convince them that they need us. It's not gonna be easy, and they might shoot you a little.
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