An assassin? Nikki's an assassin?
Yeah. I guess we weren't the only ones with the bright idea to pose as alumni. This chick's connected to wetworks jobs all down the east coast. Russian mob, Italian mob... There's a New Zealand mob?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[As she's fighting Nikki/Miranda] I always hated cheerleaders.
NNate
Are we ever gonna talk about that kiss?
Kiss? Uh, I don't remember a kiss. I remember a slap. You're still working off the slap.
NNate
Let's go steal a Parker.
Now Wakefield's a big player in the world cereal market. And by cereal, I mean wheat, corn, rice, all that stuff.
So it's a grocery store.
Yeah, if Godzilla's a gecko.
CRCharles Rushing
Is that really necessary? I mean there's a certain order--
This company is on the brink. It is hemorrhaging money. Now someone will be blamed. Now I can either be your white knight or the angel of death. Your choice.
Quiet and sneaky is fine if you're thinking like a thief. Thieves find entrances, but grifters? Uh-uh. We make them.
NNate
All right, guys, it's a party. But before we rescue Parker, we've gotta find out where she is.
Nate, you do realize the entire building is looking for Parker? I mean the actual, physical building is looking for her. Look, any cameras that I piggyback, any sensors that I access, anything I do to find Parker, could lead the bad guys right to her.
NNate
All right, so what's your play?
Wh-what's my play?? Nate, I'm hacking a security system that the Pentagon calls overkill with a laptop I found in the back of my car!
Laser trip wires. In a ventilation shaft?!
NNate
You couldn't beat the Steranko, even in your prime.
Which I'm long past, thanks for the reminder.
It's not an ASCII code, it's a shell code.
That's great! You're awesome! Let's go!
You know there are days I regret...
It's OK, I would not have fit in with a family.
Now you have gone out and made your own.
NNate
Let's go steal the man on the street... in Africa.
I am the Super-Skrull. Okay? I have all y'all's skills. I hack, I grift, I thieve.
Do you fight?
I have a dog for that. Name's Megabite.
[After Nate reveals the part he needs Hardison to play in the con]
You know what you've done? You asked me to play the violin in front of people!
NNate
Yes, well, you said you were good.
As a child! That was ten years ago!
NNate
Oh, c'mon, c'mon, Hardison. Listen, you know, told me you could do anything. You told me you were Super-Skull!
Skrull. Skrull. Get it right. Super...Super...Super-Skrull. Who has the combined powers of the Fantastic Four. One of whom is not Itzhak Perlman!
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