Tara quotes from Leverage

Tara

You know, you actually had me worried for a second, that you were gonna drop me.

Parker

[Gives a fake laugh] That is silly.

Tara

I hate to cut goodbyes short, but they're playing my song.

Eliot

Keep out of trouble.

Or if you want to get in trouble again...

Tara

(holds up a badge) Secret service alias. I’m here to protect high-level dignitaries. I’ll bring you in as my deputy.

Sophie

You’re serious? I don’t think so.

Tara

Suit yourself.

Thank you, special agent.

Sophie

Agency sent me.

Tara

Russian escort? So three years ago.

Sophie

Hey, you want I call Yuri from downstairs? He was Golden Glove boxer. Now go! Go!

Tara

Why so harsh?

Tara

So much for a night of unbridled debauchery.

Sophie

Oh, boo-hoo. Just last Wednesday, you were sipping champagne on a G4 with a racing car driver.

Tara

Yes, who thinks I'm heir to the Pillsbury fortune. Any guess how long that'll last?

Sophie

Whatever happened to the nice chef in Lyon with the fabulous silver hair?

Tara

Oh, no. He thinks I'm a professional golfer, or banker, I keep forgetting. I got so many lies, I have to store them on my phone.

Sophie

The lament of the grifter. Who really knows us?

Tara

You start a fire in the kitchen, I grab the briefcase, we use the crowd for cover.

Sophie

I was thinking of something a little less...trample-y?

Sophie

How do we disarm it?

Tara

You're asking me?

Sophie

You were in the Army.

Tara

You stole paintings. That doesn't mean you know how to draw.